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The Elevator Killer

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  1. The Elevator Killer

    Happy August 1st

    I'm not far behind you. My wife has a bad pancreas so she can't drink, so naturally I don't drink.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    Where did he go? Did I break him? Or maybe he's giving Shefoam the vienna.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    Not bad for a quote change. Props.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    I didn't out MDC. I only said that sex with MDC would be better than anything you inflate. But your wishful thinking took over and you started humping.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    It's made of Seafoam. It's the best Jerry. The best! And she always looks so surprised.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    You seem awfully excited about it. Forget it. He's way out of your class.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    Better than hooking up with something made of foam, like your hookup.
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    Possible progress in combating the Climate Change LIE ...

    I like MDC. He's my friend. You, not so much.
  9. The Elevator Killer

    What's up with all these Interstellar objects in our Solar System

    Let's send weepaws. He won't accomplish anything, but I still think it's a good idea.
  10. The Elevator Killer

    One surprise ingredient

    Soy sauce is good with stone crab claws also.
  11. The Elevator Killer

    One surprise ingredient

    And a nice chianti?
  12. The Elevator Killer

    Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

    Are you looking for a woman or a bounce house?
  13. The Elevator Killer

    Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

    Aren't they all?
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    Sydney Sweeney once again proves it impossible to be gay

    How lucky are we to live in an age where women look like this. How ugly must of women been in the past if sailors mistook manatees for mermaids?
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    Next GC draft ?

    1.05 Freddy Mercury
  16. The Elevator Killer

    Worst Cover Songs. - a spermoff

    It's Chapin's worse song. I hated it too. He has some great songs, but this one makes me cringe.
  17. The Elevator Killer

    What:s the most illegal thing you can do with a one dollar bill?

    Will do inch worm.
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    What:s the most illegal thing you can do with a one dollar bill?

    Sounds like the voice of experience.
  19. The Elevator Killer

    Hope springs anew

  20. The Elevator Killer

    China bans OF

    It's just as well. I was spending too much time looking for Mrs. Voltaire any way..
  21. The Elevator Killer

    Jill Biden Compares Latinos to Breakfast Tacos

    That's more like it.
  22. The Elevator Killer

    Jill Biden Compares Latinos to Breakfast Tacos

    I'm lucky that way. I eat what I want and keep the same weight. Now my heart might be clogged but I enjoyed my food.
  23. The Elevator Killer

    Yeah...I'm a bit worried

    I've always been against banning. That's not going to change. It's who I am.
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