The Elevator Killer

Do they all look like Danny Trejo?

Half of ICE are trannies? That's a lot of trannies. Where the hell are they all coming from? Use to be you might see one at a 7-11 after the bars closed. Now there are more of them than Salvation Army Buckets at Christmas time.

That would chase the gators away.

I've been looking to see what kind of wall or fencing is around this place. I've heard speak of barbwire and saw a pic with a chain link fence. I know gators can climb fences, not sure about barbwire, but that's not going to stop snakes and spiders or mosquitos. With inmates from all over the world, Lord only knows what kind of diseases they might be carrying that could be transfer by mosquitos. I wouldn't want to be one of the 400 security people working there. I'm not against the idea of Alligator Alcatraz being an incentive to self deport, but I'm not sure this was fully thought out.

No you don't. The leaf blowers help drown out Snooki.

Come on now. California is full of old people passing out STDs.

I thought I had made that up.

That's good news. I was kinda worried about him.

I've been afraid to ask, but I haven't seen Northern Vikes around.

And it's over!

I've had more than than.

It was probably started by the guy who wanted to pee on Bunny.

Like his toes?

Was he trying to sniff her hair?

Jesus is as over those 3 cities as the rest of us are.

There's a story time I would go to the library to see. "Once upon a timb. Dambit, My teef!"

Fine. I wanted cake anyway. What are you bringing to the riot?

That's why you need white people on the planning committee. I need everyone to sign up for what you are going to bring to the riot. I have the 3 bean dip covered.

Will there be cake at the riots?

It's in the Everglades, not The Villages. For the uninformed, The Villages is a large retirement community where the old people are running around giving each other STDs.

Who are you going to draft? Whatever Toxic Avengers are left after the bombs drop?

This is no surprise. Biden could have hurt himself or others with a real pen.

He's better known for the Love Bead craze than any of his hits.

I wouldn't want to be the one checking that fact.

So they dropped 3 of the charges. What's left?