The Elevator Killer

You should check out the channel. He covers about every wild story you've ever heard. A great place if you are looking for the truth and not just the spin.

He's cutting back. Or out of money. Bunny needs a go fund me.

I'm not dead yet!

I love the Why Files. He gives you the story then debunks whatever he can. I have a Heckle Fish T-Shirt too!

Do you need me to burp you too?

Pink Floyd?

But he saved New York. What's the matter with you?

I only got in one fight in high school. This guy that everyone thought was a bad a$$ sucker punched me. That was the only punch he got in. I had taken Taekwondo by that time and was able to block every other swing. He ended up with a cut above his eye, a split lip and a bloody nose. I put on a show. Ali shuffle and he would look down and POW, things like that. It was my freshman year after football practice and most the team watched it. No one ever tried me again.

And he never bothered you again right. All mine suddenly wanted to be my friend after getting punched.

I was sickly as a child and my father knew I would be bullied. He taught me to just punch them in the face and they would never bully me again. He was right. Bullies are cowards and freak out when you stand up to them.

The search for hilarity in the old threads are getting thin? Try finding the Lil' Kim thread. LOL

Oh it's a painting. My bad. I was going to say that this may be more disturbing than you peeing on the dead hooker in your fridge. Stung by a jelly fish my ass. You just wanted to pee on her.

Frank is one of the most under rated posters here.

I'm assuming life sized?

It can't be more terrifying than what's going on in those tents in the What Geek Would you Sleep with thread. "Oh I'm pitching a tent for Bunny." "Oh we're going to "play" 18 holes."

Do they have a cross dressing guy from Guam that only sings in Chamorro?

T.J. may be the best current alias on the board.

You are correct. I remember that thread.

My mom was in a G rated video that's safe for work. The horror.

This is correct. Nobody is obsessed with you.

That's true for about everywhere but I bet they really go off the charts.

Then why bother.

Safe for work?

So no one did the math and thought to be profitable we need to fill this place x times a year? Here's who and what we should book.