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The Elevator Killer

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  1. I'm sorry. This was funny.
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    We’re hopelessly divided…

    And another thing about the kids today. They can't even get being Trans right. For every Blair White there's 1000 guys with full beards and some eyeshadow claiming to be Trans. Uh Noooo. If I can see your a man through beer goggles, then you are not a Trans. Don't they have a guide book or something they can give these people?
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    weepaws Check this Out!!

    Lola Cash.
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    We’re hopelessly divided…

    AI probably will create jobs, but not ones that the people being replaced would qualify for. That's a problem. We've all seen the YouTubes of College Students getting asked simple questions and being baffled. They know nothing. It's not their fault really. The education system is broken. If this is the new workforce then Automation could be a blessing. I don't know if you can pick a safe field of study really. Is anything safe?
  5. He made Let's go Brandon popular.
  6. Only the middle class.
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    Which geek is this golfing?

    Thread.
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    Illegal alien replaces US flag with Mexican flag at California park

    Switch them back out with the Rainbow flags.
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    Michael Jackson got his Dance moves from Elvis

    And Elvis used it on your Mom! Sorry Bunny. I couldn't stop myself.
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    Richard Gere blasts Donald Trump

    Not Disney World. Mickey had him banned.
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    Richard Gere blasts Donald Trump

    He was good in that sequel. Pretty Rodent.
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    What do you Hope Trump Accomplishes in his Second Term?

    Make Pepsico improve the quality of the food at Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut. The quality has plummeted since they purchased them to sell Pepsi.
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    Hair Loss Thread

    I shaved my head for charity one time. It was NOT a good look for me.
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    Richard Gere blasts Donald Trump

    Can you imagine his footage from the Diddy parties?
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    The Golden Age Of Corruption has begun

    Your on a roll.
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    Illegal alien replaces US flag with Mexican flag at California park

    This made me laugh out loud.
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    Michael Jackson got his Dance moves from Elvis

    The more you know....
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    Michael Jackson got his Dance moves from Elvis

    That's why your so Lonely Oh so Lonely baby Kutulu's so lonely he could die.
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    Michael Jackson got his Dance moves from Elvis

    Actually he was exposed to the blues as a child in a section of Tupelo named Shakerag. He didn't learn the blues from the people on Beale St. He learned it from sharecroppers. Remember Elvis was dirt poor. He went to school barefoot wearing only a pair of coveralls. The only piece of clothing he had.
  20. So now they are 122?
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    Let’s Talk About Our Beloved Pets Again

    My wife's cat died last year so we got a kitten. A fixed male orange one that's become attached to me. His name was Pinky so I added Mister to it to give him some dignity. So my wife's mother decided she needed a cat for my wife and bought us a female ragdoll cat. The cat is feral, although she's getting better. 2 weeks ago I was working in my office and heard meowing. So I go to investigate and find a new born kitten on the floor. She ended up having 2, mind you that she is supposed to be kitten also, but who knows now. She was supposed to be fixed. So now I have 4 cats.
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    Ode to the Geeks

    Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working.
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    Ode to the Geeks

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    I’ve got a message from MDC to all the haters …

    Thankya. Thankyaverymuch.
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    I’ve got a message from MDC to all the haters …

    Thank you Skids. It's more like a visit.
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