The Elevator Killer
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Everything posted by The Elevator Killer
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Food is ridiculously expensive, don't you think??
The Elevator Killer replied to peenie's topic in The Geek Club
You're just now noticing this? Was there a 2 in the year the last time you went grocery shopping? -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
Are we talking dollars or Totino's pizza's hidden in a fat chicks cleavage? -
What is this about. Are we going to be seeing a Bud Light can with your image on it?
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Las Vegas tourism slumps this summer, signaling trouble for U.S. economy
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
This never happened when Elvis had a residency. -
I hate fat focks so much. Laughing at them is fun
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
Breaking News. Andromeda Galaxy calls off merger with Milky Way. -
I hate fat focks so much. Laughing at them is fun
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
The good news is that the 3I/Atlas comet is now heading out of the solar system. -
I hate fat focks so much. Laughing at them is fun
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
Pluto said WTF was that? -
Is America the greatest country in the world?
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
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Is America the greatest country in the world?
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
They would say they supported Ukulele. -
Is America the greatest country in the world?
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
I meant they didn't know the name of any other country. -
Is America the greatest country in the world?
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
They wanted to say Yes, but then they would have to know the name of another country. -
It's like posting with Weepaws.
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Do you make small talk w the guy next to you at the urinal?
The Elevator Killer replied to t.j. booker's topic in The Geek Club
I came to answer Edjr, but it wasn't going to top that. -
Do you make small talk w the guy next to you at the urinal?
The Elevator Killer replied to t.j. booker's topic in The Geek Club
Welcome to the urinal. Your leaf looks a little wilted. Let me "water" it for you. -
I hate fat focks so much. Laughing at them is fun
The Elevator Killer replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
She broke the ocean. -
Do you make small talk w the guy next to you at the urinal?
The Elevator Killer replied to t.j. booker's topic in The Geek Club
Just make sure you don't say, "Let me help you with that." -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
The Island of Misfit Ho's. -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
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Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
Get back in the vegetable bin where you belong. -
Need Help Naming the last place Fantasy Team from Last Year
The Elevator Killer replied to avoiding injuries's topic in The Geek Club
If your IQ was any lower we would need the guy from Idiocracy that could talk to plants to communicate with you. -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
That's the thickest sirloin I've ever seen. -
Geek What's More Likely?
The Elevator Killer replied to The Elevator Killer's topic in The Geek Club
Shouldn't someone be throwing you onto the court at a WNBA game? -
Need Help Naming the last place Fantasy Team from Last Year
The Elevator Killer replied to avoiding injuries's topic in The Geek Club
The Women Beaters -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
You look like a young Heather Locklear. -
Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart
The Elevator Killer replied to MikeMatt's topic in The Geek Club
You just wait until your father gets home from work.
