The Elevator Killer

In my youth I had a GTO convertible and a Silver Anniversary Corvette. I didn't drive like a little old lady like some people.

If you are looking for five star quality here you are going to need a time machine.

What's an alias?

So you like to quote the bible, just not follow it's teachings. Got it.

Do not judge, or you too will be judged

All good people, you...not so much.

Putting me and Rusty in it doesn't make it any better, no matter what Squistion fantasies.

Waste peoples time? What do you think we've been doing here for that last 24 years?

Do you have some sort of Lemon Party fetish?

Well Will did have that fear of basements.

Poor Rusty for meeting me? Meh, you may have a point, but still Fock off.

So you were suggesting he should get suspended for creating the hottest thread going.

This is the hottest thread on the front page.

Why would anyone do that?

They done went and broke our Megla! This is why we can't have nice things!

I''ll take Danny Trejo.

Do they all look like Danny Trejo?

Half of ICE are trannies? That's a lot of trannies. Where the hell are they all coming from? Use to be you might see one at a 7-11 after the bars closed. Now there are more of them than Salvation Army Buckets at Christmas time.

That would chase the gators away.

I've been looking to see what kind of wall or fencing is around this place. I've heard speak of barbwire and saw a pic with a chain link fence. I know gators can climb fences, not sure about barbwire, but that's not going to stop snakes and spiders or mosquitos. With inmates from all over the world, Lord only knows what kind of diseases they might be carrying that could be transfer by mosquitos. I wouldn't want to be one of the 400 security people working there. I'm not against the idea of Alligator Alcatraz being an incentive to self deport, but I'm not sure this was fully thought out.

No you don't. The leaf blowers help drown out Snooki.

Come on now. California is full of old people passing out STDs.

I thought I had made that up.

That's good news. I was kinda worried about him.