The Elevator Killer

And it was almost ready to add the noodles.

Don't complain. Preseason used to be 6 unwatchable games instead of 3.

A bottle of Idiot Be Gone to take to Hollywood, Washington and Gay Pride Parades. Not to get rid of all gays, just the ones that think the world evolves around their sexuality. There may be more destinations.

I just remembered a crazy dream where my wife's parents had volunteered me to play the lead in a church production of Bye Bye Birdie. They told me this and the curtain was going up in an hour. Plus the production was in Portuguese or something. So not only did I have to learn my lines in hour, it had to be in Portuguese.

I have dreams of being late for work or school? School? Really. Several times I drive my car off a bridge into water and instead of arranging to get the car out of the water, I fight to get to work. I've worked from home they sent us there because of the virus. And I'm signed in a half hour before my shift begins. When I went to the office I was usually a half hour or so early, so I don't know why my brain thinks this is an issue. Another is random celebs showing up in my dream, like one time it was Phil Hartman. There's nothing wrong with Phil, but I couldn't tell you anything he's been in, so it's nhot like I'm a big fan or anything. I'm not looking for answers LOL. I'm just curious what kind of things others have dreamed that made them say WTF was that?

There's your real reoccurring dream. One I'm sure you hope for every night.

I want to smother you with a bag of dIcks you pompous fake Christian. You hide behind your fake faith to act like you're better than others to try to make your self not feel so pathic. When you face Jesus you are going to one of the unlucky ones that he tells, "I never knew you." You're the Benny Hinn of the board. Hey, @HTH Do want to see this little idiot lose his mind? Peenie the "Hey Weepaws" thread.

This thread needs your input about as much as TV needs a reboot of the 6 Million Dollar Man staring Patton Oswalt.

LMAO. Frank always makes me laugh.

Then all we would have left would be Peenie threads.

The carnies live in gibtown because there's no zoning. They can park there rides and such in their yard, including animals. There's nothing quite like hearing a lion roar when you are sitting on your front porch. I was in Riverview and the sound carried that far. But back then it was hard to tell where Gibsonton ended and Riverview began. I'm from there and I don't really know.

Old man rant. Just nod and move along.

This was the 70s and Kennedy was where the street walkers hung out. The police chased them over to Dale Mabry where the strip clubs were but the trannies held their ground. LOL. It was wild. Every time you hit a red light they (street walkers) would run up to you car trying to get a "date". The didn't care if you had a girl in the car, they would approach you.

You modern day smart mouthed trannies. In my day trannies knew there place. (which was outside the Denny's on Kennedy Blvd. This is true. They would be out there hooking or just waiting for someone to pick them up. IDK.)

My Grandmother used to make Chicken and Dumplings from scratch. Rolled out the dumplings. I love C and D, but none other compared to hers.

Don't take it personal Herbie. Whoever responded was going to get the same joke.

See! There's one now. It's like focking McTrannies out there. Beware of the so called Happy Meal.

All you younguns are whiners. In my day you had to walk up hill both ways to get to Cracker Barrel and drive west of downtown to find a tranny. Now there's trannies everywhere. They may as well sell them in vending machines.

I fractured the 3rd vertebrae in my neck. I had to wear an old fashioned neck brace that pushed my chin up and had to sleep sitting up. This was before the halo's they have now for neck injuries.

I love horseradish sauce.

Things are changing on the West Bank and in Iran, that's for sure. First you have to support our strongest ally. It's about time that the terrorists were delt with. And to stop Iran from getting the Bomb. We may have set WWIII back quite a bit.

Yeah, back then you had the farmers. The ranchers. And the carnival people. I don't know how long ago you were there. Do you remember the Giant's Camp with the carnival giants boot out front? Fish camp with a restaurant. That's where we would go after the bars closed to eat. I don't know about Gibsonton, but Riverview has grown quite a bit. When I lived there we had a convenance store. A Western Auto. A drug store. A Winn Dixie and a dive bar known as the bucket of blood because of all the fights. Now it's huge. A mail. A movie theater. And what was once all pastures are housing developments.

Yeah when I was growing up Dad went to work and Mom stayed home. You could live off one income. Today it usually takes 2, sometimes with a side hustle.