The Elevator Killer

We're cool.

Well that's no reason to kill him. They could have sent him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.

Voted for Trump 3 times

But what if it's someone I like? Oh I forgot I'm old so I hate everyone. Off with their heads.

2 other dogs didn't die. The whole thing is just weird.

For what it's worth. Both bodies were partially mummified and pills spilt on bathroom counter where the wife's body was found per Daily Mail. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14443973/Gene-Hackman-betsy-arakawa-bodies.html

I remember watching JFK's funeral on TV. I was only 4 so I didn't know what was going on, but I remember watching it.

Gronk denies he's coming out of retirement. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/rob-gronkowski-addresses-rumored-nfl-return-report-links-him-broncos

It will be just like Miami.

I hate you Owen Wilson. I don't even know why. I just do. Now go jogging so I can try to run you over again.

The first thing to market will be some sort of pemus inplant for old men. I can't wait!

So sad. Yet Owen Wilson is still with us. Life is not fair.

I worked in Cape Canaveral a lot. We would watch the shuttles take off from the ships in the port.

I was in Tampa. I walked outside and could see the smoke trails of the two booster rockets splitting up.

Mine too. I was like is this boring thing ever going to end?

Groucho Marx and Boris Karloff I believe within days of Elvis dying. Maybe the same day. IDK

I flew to Memphis. His Uncle Vester was working the front gate and had seen me hanging around in the middle of the night. He took me into the guard shack and gave me some coffee and told me how Elvis' mother used to haunt her room in Graceland. It freaked Priscilla out so she a priest make her leave and she now haunts the gate. He said he would hear her asking him to let her in. The Presleys were known to tell tall tales.

Diddy said he wouldn't show it to anyone.

Anyone looking for a deal on day old pemus shaped cakes March 1st is your day.

It's just a plot from Yogi and Bobo to distract us while they steal my picnic basket.

Now you're Rusty also!

You know what's coming next. Burger King on Broadway where they will cast a hot dog wearing a crown as the burger and alfa sprouts as the fries.

Yes I watched the criminal trial.