The Elevator Killer

Can you imagine his footage from the Diddy parties?

Your on a roll.

This made me laugh out loud.

The more you know....

That's why your so Lonely Oh so Lonely baby Kutulu's so lonely he could die.

Actually he was exposed to the blues as a child in a section of Tupelo named Shakerag. He didn't learn the blues from the people on Beale St. He learned it from sharecroppers. Remember Elvis was dirt poor. He went to school barefoot wearing only a pair of coveralls. The only piece of clothing he had.

So now they are 122?

My wife's cat died last year so we got a kitten. A fixed male orange one that's become attached to me. His name was Pinky so I added Mister to it to give him some dignity. So my wife's mother decided she needed a cat for my wife and bought us a female ragdoll cat. The cat is feral, although she's getting better. 2 weeks ago I was working in my office and heard meowing. So I go to investigate and find a new born kitten on the floor. She ended up having 2, mind you that she is supposed to be kitten also, but who knows now. She was supposed to be fixed. So now I have 4 cats.

Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working.

Thankya. Thankyaverymuch.

Thank you Skids. It's more like a visit.

I still have all my hair. In fact I have more if you count ear hair.

What are you talking about? This is the first time I've been back here in years. I'm not a Rusty Alias although I've been known to have a few alias'. '

No one likes a tattletale.

They would have been a much better halftime show. I've seen them in concert. Back when Rappers had something to say besides how much money they have.

If you don't care then why are you posting in MY thread? So far you have NOT impressed me. You add nothing lamo

Rusty Derangement Syndrome. I love it.

Smart move taking the day off. I would be hurting too if it wasn't for the wife thing. LOL

Oh I remember hangovers all to well. I stopped drinking because my wife has a bad pancreas so she can't drink. So I quit drinking too. It's not really a big deal to me.

Like a clown car? That sounds right.

Gotcha. I've been away so I'm not up to snuff on alias'. Congrats buddy. I really am happy for you. I've been follow Hurts since he was in college so it was nice to see him get a ring.

I came here for the sole reason to congratulate MDC on Philly's win and now you're telling me he's on a ban?

I'm tainted because in '77 Led Zep left the stage in Tampa after 3 songs and never came back because of a little rain. A riot followed causing there not to be another concert at the stadium for about a decade. Prince powering through it impressed me.

I like Bruno, but Prince singing purple rain in the poring rain. That was classic.