The Elevator Killer

Mouse Trap was my favorite game!

Why not? The Bucs couldn't stop them any other time during the game.

I am not going to watch a Super Mike Porn parody.

When they make a Super Mike movie I'll go see that. Until then I'm done.

Another question. If someone tries to get into your stall do you say, "Nobody's in here."

3 people came and went while you were there? What are you doing in there?

Can we just stop with the super hero movies?

I've noticed that they have people like Neal DeGrasse Tyson talking about how 31/Atlas is a spaceship. But I don't think it's AI. You can catch where their mouth doesn't match the words.

I fixed it. LOL

Our local group contains 1 to 2 trillion stars so that leaves 35 billion sun like stars in our group. The Milky Way has about 200 to 400 billion stars. That leaves about 7 billion to 14 billion sun like stars in the Milky Way.

I just looked it up. Only 3.5% of stars are like our sun. And our galaxy cluster is in the middle of a void. So unless an intelligent species arose from our local cluster, then that could explain why we haven't been contacted. Why go to the middle of a vast void when you can go to nearby galaxies? Is a ape like species with nukes worth travelling all that distance? It makes me believe that if UFOs aren't our technology then it is most likely interdimensional than from another planet. Interdimensional could explain why our physics don't apply to them.

1970 GTO convertible with a 400 in it or Silver Anniversary Corvette.

Norman Bates is a first rounder.

One morning I went to get into my car and there was an open gash from the front door to the truck area. It looked like someone took a giant can opener to it. Cops come out and I show them the car. I'm sure they were thinking, "Yeah sure. You just found it this way." They go to the next door neighbors and not only did they see it happen, they filmed it. An ambulance was leaving their house and hit my car and the two became entangled. The ambulance kept going back and forth until they got loose of my car. The city took care of the damage and gave me a rental while my car was in the body shop.

I can claim both.

We never die.

None will come close to Elvis dying for me. John Lennon would be next. I guess I would go with Eastwood.

Yeah, so you can hear all the stories about when he and Gloria would go to Golden Coral. "She would yell 'Shrimp' and wave them around to show everyone. And then she would wave around the shrimp."

Well yeah. Wasn't she like 13?

Nope. Both can get laid.

I was driving one day and saw a bunch of them in a park. Why? Keep that crap inside.

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There's one character still out there that I thought would be gone in the first or second round. Someone's going to get a steal.

Keep your sex life out of this.