Voltaire

A sad dam who's sane

Literally "breaking news."

It's a dam shame.

Cece Telfer is the real life version of South Prk's Heather Swanson. Read everything he says with a Randy Savage voice and every now and again adjust your sunglasses.

They’ve been incredibly slow dropping decisions for this session. Now they’re already looking to what to take up next time? Somehow I got to 52 years of age and didn’t realize it was done this way. I dunno. I just know they are usually out of session by the 4th of July and will need the legal equivalent of an enema to reach that mark this term.

So I converted to Islam, been on the Dolezol tanning regimen, got my d1ck cut off, wear a dress to work, and blow trannies all the time. I did everything I could think of to get to the apex of this news organization, Now you’re telling me it’s all pointless and I might have to go back to retreading tires?

Wordle 1,101 6/6 🟨 🟨 🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh, I howled in pain when that fifth guess didn't uncover a letter. I had a 50/50 situation it seemed to me and I was sweating bullets. In desperation, I looked up words that had been previously used. https://www.fiveforks.com/wordle/ Which helped, there was one of my two options, so long as they didn't recycle.

All the diverse and needy cawk a liberal could dream about is available with no women around to compete against.

Wordle 1,100 3/6 🟩 🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I was already in bed but wondered if I'd done Wordle for today. It wasn't a very good effort but lucked into both found letters being green and got a lucky guess for an undeserved birdie.

Poor guy. He had a violent temper and asked his doctor to make him harmless. Unfortunately, he had a French accent.

I hated it too but I sucked it up and didn't criticize it because it was Aretha and she's a musical genius.

It was the same three yellows I already had. When I'm thinking up words, I use the letters I have. Granted those guesses helps me eliminate wrong words, but don't help me narrow the field when I generate new ones. It was exhausting both coming up with words then finding that they didn't fit.

Fair enough. That's not wrong.

I read it as the whole thing is hypothetical, not the 28% chance of missing.

Well, nine of the tranny threads on page one are only there because Rock Bottom came through and bumped them all for no reason. The other 41 tranny threads are legitimate though.

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt Too sexy it hurts

The honor/chivalry elements to the Jedi code does have a Christian feel. I say that because "The Force" itself seems to be of more Daoist/Buddhist concept to me.

I can't read it, but from the humor she shares, I get the sense that my wife's online hangout talking about current events is similar to this one, except in Chinese. It also may well be a right-wing echo chamber devoid of liberals and baizuos.

No, The Force isn't with them.

Why would he do that? He gets to go to female prison for life. That would defeat the point.

A terrorist organization that commits acts of violence, destroys cultural artifacts, and encourages loss of life in order to achieve its goal of global rule under strict Islamic Sharia law. A popular boyband from the Middle East who like to 'throw' rooftop parties with their LGBTQ friends. A Muslim organization, filled with austere religious scholars, who seek to spread the blessings of the true Islamic faith to everyone in the world. Angela Merkel's boyfriends. A charitable organization of doctors who provide free gender affirming care throughout the Middle East.

Reading more, they're going to have a helluva hard time de-transitioning 'Mia.' He seemed to do everything to remove ambiguity.

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Wordle 1,099 5/6 🟨🟨 🟨 🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This was deep focking pain. My third guess was totally useless. What it did do is eliminate a dozen words I tried to get to fit - but no - the yellows wouldn't line up. Everything I was thinking up got scratched. No. No. No. Finally, I found something... ...and it was wrong. Ugh. But it led directy to the right answer.

Just wait, this one isn't a tranny for XYZ reasons. They won't claim him as one of their own. They never do.