Voltaire

Waited a long time for something funny but am tapping out at the 1:37 mark without getting close to a laugh.

Male teachers should get jail and female teachers should get medals. I say this as a male teacher. Lock me the fock up if I do something but I also remember what it was like being a sixteen year old male and I have simply never changed my opinion on female teachers.

Is election season ever NOT right around the corner? The clowns we voted for in November were just seated three months ago and the next election is still nineteen months off.

Fock it, let them alone to make stupid mistakes. China is re-committing all the European mistakes in Africa, one step short of colonialism and Russia can only help in Syria or Venezuala so far as I'm concerned or more likely, step in the same piles of poop we do whenever we interfere. Think how much better off the West'd be if the Muslims hated China and Russia more than them.

No McDonalds. We do have three KFCs and a Pizza Hut, all downtown and 40 minutes away. And two Houcallers (Taiwanese steak houses). There's also a 'western restaurant' that I don't eat at because there's no western food in it, just a few plates of overpriced stuff that looks like western food for people who don't know what western food tastes like. In fairness, the garden salad there is real.

Considering my opinion of meat in China, a vegan restaurant would be welcome... or a McDonalds. or Tex-Mex. or Italian or Greek. or Fish and chips or Something. Anything.

Sometimes I forget there was a actually a time during my lifespan when White Supremacists weren't imaginary, when I sympathized with SJWs, didn't find them annoying, and thought that they registered legitimate complaints. RIP James Byrd.

LOL. "We want to go to war with you, c'mere and fight." 'How about we just ignore you, sail around, and cut off economic assistance."

Would Chaz Bono be an option?

I like Canada much better but Justin Trudeau does richly deserves to lose. Canada would be stupid to go there and conquer the place since you have to stick around afterwards to govern it. I think Don Cherry with a dozen hockey goons could take out the entire Philippine military by waiting for the navy to invade and slap hockey pucks through the rafts and dinghies.

We can pirate the show at thepiratebay or watch the 85-90% of the show that the Chinese government allows us to see, which is how my wife watches since she likes the Chinese subtitles on the bottom even though I have every episode pirated.

I'm pretty sure charging different rates based on gender is illegal, but this is Australia so who knows. It's also irrelevant with the place closed.

That would, sadly, be inconsistent. I suppose Alex Jones is more entertaining in small doses in his batsh*t crazy way while I find BLM delusional and straight irritating.

One less Don't let the cucumber hit you in the ass on the way out.

Not really. We fully support both of their rights to speak. We just tune them out, mostly, as we aren't interested but can evaluate what they have to say.