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    What Do You Think Ruined The NBA ?

    When they got rid of hand-checking. It's a legitimate defensive strategy, not a penalty. i guess the games are faster this way (not better).
  2. Which one walks around looking like a toddler with a load in his diaper?
  3. Rusty came up with "Clownzo" for him.
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    Wordle scores

    Wordle 1,045 4/6 🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Aargh! After a start like that, I blew a birdie.
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    Wordle 1,044 4/6 🟩 🟨 🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 3x5 ... don't like to do it that way...
  6. "I've always had a dream of going to women's prison," said Mx. Ima Fakir, age 28. "Being surrounded by under-sexed women who have shown to be willing to make bad life choices sounded like heaven. I thought I'd just need to wear a wig. I never expected them to remove my balls and staff."
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    Deadpool update : possibly one of our own :(

    Five months ago would have been late December. The 2024 murder rate in Philadelphia should be half of what it's been in recent years.
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    Wordle 1,043 5/6 🟩 🟨 🟨 🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blew another. I was so happy I'd found something, that I'd gotten sloppy and not noticed I was putting the same letter in 4 that had been yellow there before.
  9. Finding clothes that fit has been an ongoing problem for San Francisco thieves with really scrawny, beanpole necks. They were already having difficulty shoplifting clothes before all the retail stores in the city closed down! It's nothing personal, Adam, they appreciate how you've provided them the opportunity to take whatever they want without fear of going to jail.
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    Wordle scores

    Wordle 1,042 4/6 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That took forever to see
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    Wordle 1,041 3/6 🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had two consonants and a vowel, The green consonant landed on the second guess and the other one wasn't first or last, which meant it had to go in the two spot, as three was right out.
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    Could have kept the 3rd rounder.
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    I think the Lions should take the best player available and hopefully that's a cornerback. Keep ignoring the position everyone.
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    Don't mind me... I want the next ten picks to be quarterbacks.
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    They should take a QB anyways...
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    Penix sucked against Michigan but I suppose he was good the rest of the year against everybody else. Unlike Marvin Harrison Jr, who always wound up losing to Michigan, but was jaw-dropping awesome along the way. That guy's the real deal.
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    The ***OFFICIAL*** NFL draft thread

    This is the least surprising draft ever.
  18. Queen thought they had a mega-hit on their hands but "They are the Champions" needed tweaking, since it topped out at #43 on the charts.
  19. I haven't read the thread and am jumping in late. In regards to the OP's question, if you get tricked - like in a rap song - and leave when more information comes to light, you are not gay. If you Gutterboy the situation, you are gay.
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    Wordle 1,040 5/6 🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Been getting my ass kicked. Also I did yesterday's but forgot what I got. Streak is at 8 or whatever
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    Wordle 1,038 3/6 🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Took me straight there. Great second word
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    Wordle 1,037 4/6 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This would have been a great road to disaster figuring out that first letter.
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