Voltaire

Things aren't looking great for the Jets. They have three quarters to go but this offense getting 2+ touchdowns while the D holds is asking too much,. I've been sensing that the Chargers are a team less bad than their record indicates.

Personally, if I ever wanted to demonstrate manical rage but didn't feel up to the task, I'd go cut and paste phillybear rants rather than rely on a milquetoast chatGPT program to do it for me. String together fifty of these phillybear gems and you're all set: ----- FOCK OFF. Seriously. Fock. Fock. Fock. I awaken in a pool of my own sweat; the aftermath of a long night of drinking. Note to self: You are an idiot. When you drink on a work night, expect a horrible day tomorrow. Since my boss is off, I have to show up to cover in any emergency situation. I want to call out, but I want to die even more. My hopes for being mugged and stabbed in the liver in the ensuing scuffle were fruitless as my five dollar dress shirt and scruffy shoes don’t exactly scream high roller. I sit on the subway, trying not to break off a seat and jam up someone’s rectum. I spend ten minutes gazing in wonderment at the lady sitting in front of me, putting on makeup with great precision as the subway jostles and lurches. No amount of makeup was going to cover up how vomit ugly she was, and just to make sure remembered that, as I got up to exit the train, I slugged her in the nose. Even though I am successful in pushing 3 people into oncoming traffic, none of them end up under a bus. I am now sitting at my desk, with my hurricane fan turned up at full blast, hoping to stop my alcohol induced sweating. Also, I am a bit tuckered out from a flurry of activity as I tried my best to hurl myself through the windows of this floor. Mother fockers won’t give me a raise, but they can afford state of the art bullet proof reinforced glass that neither a shoulder nor desk chair nor howls of rage nor the repeat bashing of one’s skull on the texture can penetrate the impenetrable. My head hurts. Fock off.

If any of you ever decide to become sociopathic mass murderers, or to shoot a celebrity, or to overturn the capitalist economic system, please learn how to write a proper manifesto. Because when people wonder why that chick shot Andy Warhol.... that OMG reaction is what you're going for.

This is the most disappointing manifesto I have ever read. :sadbanana: I am wholly unimpressed. To write a proper manifesto, you need pages and pages of utter insanity. This hakf-ass attempt is far too short and doesn't make my head explode. F We've had great manifestos, this isn't one. Our untalented trannny needs her membership in the evil psycho screed writing club rejected.

This Manifesto sucks. We have some great manifestos out there. The unabomber and Karl Marx and the crazy chick that shot Andy Warhol know how to write first rate mainfestos. I don't know if this three page bullsh*t should count.

Pats have their work cut out for them if they are going to sink any lower. Nice wins against the Bills and Jets and played Washington tough this week. Finding a way to lose to the DeVito Giants in two weeks would help a lot. The Cards have only the one win and they just put up a goose egg this week. Before that, they have been able to hang for a bit through the first half before eventually losing. They bit the Cowboys on the ass, they can get somebody else too. With the Giants, it was always that their schedule was brutal but when they did play the bottom teams, they won. They have two wins and the losses were all in expected places. So I thought maybe there might be some little bit of hope there, like a silver lining there. Then they played the Raiders this week and we got a look at this DeVito guy... I like Carolina and probably could get away with bumping then past the Giants this week. I'd rather wait and do it on a week they don't lose by two touchdowns. i'll keep them at 31, but the Giants may pass them.

I moved Washington from 17 to 20, which is the last of that middle tier.

I think I should. They did beat the Bills after all. I'm going to edit down the Redskins too, I'd forgotten to take into account they they traded away two key players on defense.

I remember ping-ponging back and forth and getting all confused. Did we ever figure out conclusively whether the killer was a woman pretending to be a man or a man pretending to be a woman?

Understood because if you take everything and turn it around, inside out, and upside down, that's why I want Joe to run again. Unfortunately, the GOP is going to nominate the only person with a chance to lose to him. That's not a criticism of Trump, just the public's perception of him. I'd love to see Trump pull a Grover Cleveland, but the stakes are too high to risk what should be an easy win.

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Ben Blowntobitz

'Over' was the play here.

Good. They say every day is the first day of the rest of your life... some days are more like that than others, hopefully this is one.

Buffalo and Cincy should be a good battle.

Well it was there for Dallas.

This is getting interesting.

Get it done, Dallas.

I don't understand how a headless team runs out to a 24 point halftime lead over a professional football team.

Baltimore came through, hopefully so does Dallas.

much better, more heartfelt , deeper, slower, far better lyrics and no rap parts.

OH... important context I had missed having seen the headline but not yet clicking on the link.

Miami looks like ass

Thanks for the heads up. Mike's video had a mediocre sound with soulless plastic trash lyrics, I got to 'we're a division of revlon" and bailed on it. I actually made it to the end of W.A.P, but I couldn't get that far with Taylor Swift.

Ha! Ha! Of course not and the media confirms what we already know to be true. These are a protected class of protestors. Could you imagine the Dems prosecuting these fockers... it won't happen. It's allegedly peaceful but who knows what that means anymore. Should this turn into a riot, it'd put the sanctimonious Democrats in a bind. I suspect they could break into the White House, destroy all the historical artifacts, set it on fire, steal Captain Poopy Pant's diapers and nothing would happen.