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    ***Happy Football Day Week 6***

    Anybody watching Carolina/Miami? Not me, I'm just checking in, but that first quarter is not what anybody expected. Carolina may have lost by three scores to Detroit last week, but I got a good eyeful of them and actually didn't think they looked that bad, not like an 0-5 pushover. Bryce Young looked good for a rookie and his first quarter stats against Miami are as good as it gets.
  2. Browns are starting a guy named PJ Walker this week over DTR; an undrafted XFL and CFL star out of Temple seven years ago, he just gave up an INT on his first drive. Rooting for Cleveland obviously but... uh ... not very hopeful.
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    War in Israel

    The birthrate among the woke is low. The Conservative Fertility Advantage | Institute for Family Studies (ifstudies.org) They make up for it by stealing our kids.
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    War in Israel

    No, it's different, the Woke are body snatchers. Their birth rates are abysmal. In order to procreate, what they do is to kidnap our kids and convert them into their cult. You send your kids off into the "education" system and they come out sounding like AOC or Ilan Benjamin on page 42, sometimes with body parts removed. AOC is a lost cause, whereas there's a glimmer of hope that Ilan Benjamin can be saved, but if so, that kid still has a long way to go. What I like about Islam, is the raging savage at the gate represents a clear and present danger. Beheaded babies of his friends and relatives are tough for young Benjamin to ignore. Woke doesn't do that. It is a seductive disease of the mind foisted by leftoids. "Oh, you feel bad about those poor unfortunate people over there do you? Well, let me tell you about the bad things your ancestors did and how you can help them now." "Hey, I noticed you don't fit in with the cool boys/girls, have you considered the reason you don't belong is that maybe you were assigned the wrong gender at birth?" "We're not mutilating kids and making them infertile, no, we're helping them, you see. If you actually love them and care about them, you would let us help."
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    Wordle scores

    All my life, I thought I was pretty good at video games, but alas, across games, my son is significantly better. In wordle, when I compare myself to where I was last year, I felt I was seeing things faster, that I'm getting stumped more than I did. With today's word, the difference between 3 and 5 is smaller than it seems peenie. I was just lucky to essentially have three greens after two which got me one ahead. Then, you and I were almost surely contemplating at the exact same two options at 50/50, the only difference is that I guessed it correctly.
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    What is YOUR definition of a Bimbo?

    A stupid but yet physically attractive chick.
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    War in Israel

    Democrats get to be graded on a curve. With reality knocking on the door, this Israel thing may turn out to be a catalyst that serves in making some of them less retarded. I know it's helping me focus better. All my life, up until a few years ago, I had always considered Islam as clearely the ass-end worst civilization still around in modern times. But then Woke came along, and I thought "Well, Islam is better than this sh*t", so I went ahead and bumped Islam up to second from the bottom. I still consider Islam readily superior to Woke, but considering the recent reminder that these fockers would gleefully see us all dead, it's really forcing me to consider swapping out the bottom two slots.
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    War in Israel

    For a Democrat, Adams gets immigration policy and Middle East policy decently.
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    Wordle scores

    Wordle 848 3/6 🟩🟨 🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Effectively had the first three letters, then won a 50/50.
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    This Would Be To Hard To Handle For Some Of Yous…

    Sux and I are about on par at removing appliances. Given no time limit, sufficient stubbornness, and dumb muscle rules the day. Now, Sux did it without cutting himself or straining his back which qualifies as complete success and is something I can also usually avoid on a good day. I think where Sux went wrong was that he recorded the process and posted it for public consumption. My trick is to not post videos of the process online. I don't want you to see the master at work. "Leave me alone and come back in two hours and there's the microwave and aren't I great? OK, move along, move along."
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    This Would Be To Hard To Handle For Some Of Yous…

    We all like different things and they need loving too.
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    War in Israel

    Reality is tough to swallow for leftoids. Hopefully he makes better choices of friends moving forward.
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    War in Israel

    There is a cure to leftoidism, but my goodness the medicine is tough to swallow. May want to re-examine BLM, feminist, and the alphabet perverts as well while you're at it.
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    Wordle scores

    Wordle 846 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 At least I eliminated a letter with my first crappy guess that came inu useful. Wordle 847 2/6 🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First deuce in a long time. Normally, I don't even try to get them, but I had three letters, one green, and a sense that one of the yellows would go at the end.
  15. Anybody that played High School track knows this as a matter of course. It's not close; any halfway decent boy runner could put on a lipstick and become state champ as a girl. That's why it's so insane.
  16. Broncos finally get a nice drive going but... ... no.
  17. Probably not but that first half couldn't have gone much worse for him.
  18. I'm hopeful that when the Lions get stuck with one, it'll be five minutes away in Windsor, Ontario.
  19. Yeah, everybody gets an extra non-conference opponent.
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    War in Israel

    Instead of trading hostages for terrorists, maybe Hamas would be willing to trade them for food.
  21. This is looking like the best bet.
  22. Denver can't get anything going. KC can... but then they wind up not scoring anyway.
  23. In fairness, he does that to the other 30 teams as well.
  24. Ruh Roh! To have a prayer, ten point underdogs need to win the turnover battle.
  25. That would be enough reason for me. Every time KC loses it makes the AFC more interesting, but it's not like I dislike KC. Normally, I'd doubt Denver is going to pull off that trick, up this thread I predicted a blowout, but who knows if the wind is really blowing like crazy and we're relying on running games, who knows what to expect. KC has had Denver's number for years and under normal circumstances, this doesn't look like a Denver team capable of breaking that streak, weather is the wildcard. Hopefully I'm wrong, we get a close game, and a really cool weather-related play or three.
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