Voltaire

You can keep the Cheneys permanently. No refunds.

All the polls are within the margin of error in all the swing states. We don't know anything. Hopefully the hidden Trump voters will re-emerge because Hitlery and Captain Poopypants were both further ahead of Trump in the polls than HaHa Chicken* is. *HaHa Chicken is what the Chinese call her.

Wordle 1,231 4/6 🟨🟨 🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Was shocked that three didn't work... then couldn't figure out four for a minute despite having so many clues.

Democrat

David Cameron

Kirk Cameron

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sausages

It would be a nice gesture if she would request Merrick Garland and Captain Poopypants to release them then.

Hello

Kirk Gibson

Wordle 1,230 3/6 🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Went for the deuce. Turning those yellows green got me there.

Happy Halloween

Must have been a NYC jury.

Fortunately, Coleman Young has been dead for 30 years now.

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I can understand wanting to outdo Jeff Bezos in exploring space but taking out Frank Zappa with kids names is a step too far. Gimme a Dweezil or Moon Unit instead.

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Captain Lou Albano

Vida Blue