Voltaire

Oh. there's a prejudice in NASA against large carnivores. That's why they let the focking dogs and rats go first. When they realized they needed somebody capable of pushing buttons and pulling levers and stuff, me, Fletch, and George Santos took the class together were in contention to be the first primates in space. It turned out that the selection process was rigged and they gave the focking honor to Ham the Chimp instead.

Yeah, I teach 8th grade math to 14 year olds who never learned 4th grade math. When I fail them, the assistant principal comes along behind me, raises all my 0s, 15s, and 24s to 'D' and then sends them off to be the high school's problem. In this way, we participate in doing to the high school math teachers what the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade teachers did to me. I came in as an emergency hire in January after my predecessor quit in October and it didn't take me long to realize why the focker bailed on my kids and threw them to the wind. That batch of cookies was burnt with the end of the school year and are now somebody else's problem. There were lessons to be mined from the catastrophe. With experience under my belt now, hopefully I have more luck next year to mitigate the catastrophe into only being a disaster. Fock. I'm use to teaching English to top performing Chinese students, not 8th grade math to remedial level American ones. And I'd be delighted to teach remedial level if they let me do it right considering how I have first hand experience in what happens when its done wrong. When the elementary schools dump kids on us that aren't ready for grade six, give them a time-out year. I'm happy to teach them basic math literacy, Miss E. can teach them to read and write. If they need four or even five years to complete Middle School, keep them for four or five years. But this social promotion isn't doing them any favors. It teaches them they don't need to do jack squat and they can continue on anyway.

Actually yes. I'm a fake astronaut. I also tame fake lions, if you have one. Anyway, got any questions for me?

Hopefully that's enough to sustain him and keep him going for another 3 1/2 months.

Male Democrats pump each other full of AIDS and monkeypox all the time, so be kind.

Teaching middle school in the public school system sucks, man. It pays better than the wheelchair access van I was driving last year though.

Groypers were the first ones targeted when Big Tech started their thought police crackdown on free speech on the internet, now that it suits them, they're getting their voices amplified. They've had a rough time of it in politics too, getting kicked out, ignored, and looking inside with their faces pressed against the door window, so they can use the love you give them. It's not like the Democratic Party where Communists, Hamas, and pedophiles are all welcome to actively participate.

Even a vacant-eyed drooling guy, who wears a loaded diaper, and is slowly led around everywhere by clutching his wife's hand has significantly more testosterone than the average Democrat, simply because he retains the ability to figure out what a woman is by sniffing her hair. You have to grade on a curve. This qualifies as an Alpha among male Democrats.

I;m very excited by the JD Vance pick. I'd read his book years ago and it resonates. I myself wasn't sold on Trump until midway through his second year. At first, before he came into his own, he seemed to be led by Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell and we were getting a dumber Jeb!. But Vance is strong across the board and will move the party more into an appeal across racial lines and away from the Bushtarded Romney focksticks I never even considered voting for, going Democrat in those elections (an era before the Dems went off the rails).

He got the slackers to pay because tough love works.

Nice catch, Joe.

Did you not notice how money flooded into NATO from slacker nations because if Trump or did you know that but fail to mention it on purpose?

These David Attenborough AI voice-overs are both brilliant while also demonstrating the danger of the technology. Look how awesome quality this is! It sounds just like him. (Just like the "Johnny Cash" rendition of the Barbie song does sound almost exactly like Johnny Cash singing it). People can use this technology not just for fun but also to put words in the mouth of the politician you hate most. Its a scary future if its not banned, but in the mean time... enjoy. This is pretty good and we've not seen it abused yet.

Many Dems want to pack SCOTUS by putting in four new justices and expanding the court from nine to thirteen, Biden was one of the sane ones that kept the kibosh on it. But it's the Republicans who are a threat to Democracy.

Vance is a phenomenal pick. He is blue collar to the bones and his story reads like a hillbilly version of my own. He disliked and distrusted Trump for the same reasons I did, saw him as too much a vain bigmouth NYC celebrity. I know when I warmed to President Trump was when he sh*tcanned NAFTA and replaced it with USMCA. He's phenomenal on trade issues and can break the back of the Dems grip on union workers in the industrial Midwest. Wind him up and have him talk about trade policy all over Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania and reap the rewards. He understands us fully. Kamala cannot connect with these voters. "Scranton Joe" use to be able to mouth the words successfully, but now he can only connect with a bed pan.

It looks like his online presence is non-existent or has been scrubbed. But he's clearly consumed large amounts TDS koolaid.

He should have gotten it long ago. Seeing how Trump was exposed, they all should be well protected.

One less

(IndyColtsFan is PimpleDouche)

He's not a uniparty corporate globalist puppet stooge and he's the best shot we have at restoring sanity in Washington.

Just seclude this fool away. He's so annoying. There's no need to do live interviews anymore since the Dems that want Biden out are retreating.

So true

Mayorkas and Garland will try to bury it, like you say, but Mike Johnson says the House will investigate.

Good job.

These questions will be asked and answered and made public in time.