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  1. Hillary Clinton turned me into a newt but then, three days later, Donald Trump laid hands on me and I recovered. The man is truly amazing.
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    Gutterboy Riding a Cat

    Posting your pic on the Geek Club and allowing the boys to bust your balls, laughing along with them, was something you could get away with back in the day. The thing of it was the next day, it'd be somebody else's turn to get ragged on. We'd go around focking with each other, submitting ourselves to be the victim of each others jokes. Gutterboy is an old time poster, he definitely can handle it. I firmly believe that not just the Geek Club, but the entire world, was better this way. And props to anyone who submitted themselves willingly to this sort of abuse. Wishing sexual assault on his family... not so much. Gutter Boy
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    It is crucial to convince Arizona, Nevada, and Oregon to never build EV charging stations. This will contain the damage by locking Californians in there.
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    Gutterboy Riding a Cat

    Miss this unique personality too.
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    Gutterboy Riding a Cat

    Sarge died? Oh no. Getting the info ten years later. Dude was incredibly bright and funny as could be.
  6. Joe made a wise choice for once. I know I wouldn't mind spending spending seven days debate prepping with Miss South Carolina either. But not just for her looks. As an added bonus, she may be the only person on the planet capable of explaining things in a way that Joe Biden can understand. "Is that Prell? I like Prell. Hamalyagthuitobhoied. Jill, Kamala Harris, and Jennifer Granholm all use Prell. Would you mind changing my diaper?"
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    Joe Biden Clone Conspiracy

    I think it was Alyssa Heinerscheid in there.
  8. Do that to Ben Shapiro and he becomes the guy in the last five seconds of a radio ad.
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    I thought that spike was because of me.
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    Joe Biden made a masterful impersonation of Ben Shapiro's impersonation of Joe Biden.
  11. He clearly stated in the debate that the Supreme Court just recently approved the abortion pill and that he agreed and he won't block it. He also clearly states this is and should be a state issue. But when Dems want to know what Donald Trump thinks about things, they don't tune in to him, even though they just saw him a few hours earlier, they let Joy Reid explain it to them and they post ignorant things like this. Trump took the middle approach to abortion while pointing out how Diaperman supports abortion in the 9th month.
  12. Don't listen to them Joe. Glad to see you sticking it out so today. Your three somewhat functional brain cells make you an intellectual heavyweight in the Democratic Party and smarter than everyone else.
  13. I wish I knew how to post YouTube videos. I'd dye my hair, wear black eyeliner, put up a sheet, and then cry and scream "Leave Joe Biden Alone" for five minutes.
  14. Right here. You, me, and Karine Jean-Pierre all agree that Biden is mentally competent. I really wish people would stop bashing him for one bad day.
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    2024 NFL Win total odds.

    Division is brutal and QB is a rookie.
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    Florida

    These states all contended for the college football national championship didn’t they?
  17. You did just yesterday. And not only that, you did such a great job that you totally convinced me.
  18. He'll make the bad people angry. and sad.
  19. I agree with gutterboy and Karine Jean Pierre that Biden has no mental decline. I'm glad that should an emergency happen, that Biden chose such a beloved, competent DEI intersectional diversity hire for VP. She's been doing such outstanding work as border czar.
  20. Well I for one believe Joe Biden is fit to be president. I also believe that men can be women, that Sasquatch is real, and that Amy Schumer is funny.
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    June 27 Presidential debate

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    June 27 Presidential debate

    Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now (Video Version) (youtube.com)
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    Cenk says "there isn't a sane person alive who watched that debate and wants Joe Biden to be our candidate." I think this needs fact checking. I'm alive, I like to think I'm sane, and I've overjoyed doing cartwheels totally thinking with 100% certainty that Biden should be their candidate.
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    Cenk makes a relieivng point. The people who control Brandon''s nonfunctional outstanding, keenly-alert brain and dignified listening pose will lose their jobs if he's replaced by somebody else so they will hopefully insulate him and encourage him to weather the storm rather than listen to the noise to replace him. I hope. I still think this debate was way to early. Team Trump should have never agreed to debate this wonderful, fully-functional genius before the Dems officially nominated him at their convention.
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