Voltaire

What did she have to say?

Same as last time, mean tweets from the toilet at 2AM

She is but we had a chance to get an even hotter governor and blew it. Really, I wanted to see the swimsuit competition.

That's what happened. Really. No need to panic Dems. It was doctored footage by those darn Republicans again.

I know, Half Whit or a dozen people could step in and salvage this or the Dems. If Joe does agree to go down, hopefully they feel they have to go with the intersectional DEI Vice President he hand picked for the job.

This could well backfire. This debate was too soon, allowing time for the turd to resign. Its my biggest worry.

I had the R in two. The O was not in three and the E was not in five. Those three letters were pretty potent as they were in great places.

They'd be best off with Half-Whit. Hopefully Joe stays.

If they do and it's not Kamala... Hopefully they realize that he's still great and it was just one bad day.

Joe Biden actually looked physically and mentally sharp but the mic didn't work properly. The rules of the debate didn't favor him. The moderators were partial to Trump. Viewers were biased. He had a cold. His drug cocktail wasn't done right. His shoes were too tight. He was too worried about the war in Switzerland. The poop in his pants distracted him. Aliens abducted him and replaced him with an incompetent body double. He'll be fine.

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Well no, because Trump has never fell flat on his face like Brandon just did. There was no way to spin it. The grief was real. Van Jones, you vile POS, cry in this cup, I want to drink your tears. Yummy.

It was wonderful. The moment the worries part and the sun shines through and the flowers bloom. Good defeats evil and all is right with the world. Look a rainbow.... the non-gay "God's covenant with man" kind we all use to love.

Just once. But that was enough. Awesome.

This debate was a deliriously happy occasion, from the first minute to the last and savoring each juicy minute in between, like few I've felt in my lifetime. Trump vs Biden gave me flashbacks of two other delectable occasions. My God, I hated the Colorado Avalanche. This brought to mind how joyous I felt while watching the Detroit Red Wings constantly lighting up the despised Patrick Roy and that nemesis Colorado team with goal-after-goal in their uncompetitive 7-0 Game Seven blowout in 2002 on their way to the Stanley Cup Championship. That game was a party from A-to-Z. It also triggered wonderful memories of that blowout 30-point beatdown in the Game Five elimination that the Pistons inflicted on the "Greatest Lakers Team Ever Assembled" in 2004, when we broke the back of the Shaq/Kobe era Lakers permanently. Now, unlike the Avalanche I had no animosity towards the Lakers nor Shaq nor Kobe, I did and do respect them. But not everyone on that team. That team also included a pair of butt nugget incompetent free agent signings: Gary Payton and Karl Malone. These two had never won sh*t in their careers and so were trying to cheese their unworthy asses to a late career championship by riding the coattails of the actual greatness of two other players. Instead what happened is they both got outmatched like clowns, were totally outplayed, failed miserably, and the total suckage of these two dingleberry free agents were biggest reasons the Pistons pulverized the Lakers. Chauncey Billups' five games of total and complete ownage of Gary Payton earned him series MVP. Fock You Patrick Roy. Fock You Claude Lemieux. Fock You Gary Peyton. Fock You Karl Malone. Fock You Brain Dead Brandon.

You're way too nice.

Somehow CNN "fact checkers" won't notice this.

This is the third time I'm posting it but hats off to Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. I mean this sincerely. I'd had low expectations of them and they came through really well. Great questions, great follow ups if the candidates had time and dodged it by talking about the last point... ... Seriously, impressed by their professionalism. I expected it to be 3 against 1 and I was wrong. Granted, I hope CNN folds before 2028, but if its still around, I would not mind seeing them reprise the role in 2028. That was as solid and fair debate moderation as we've ever seen and I've been paying attention since 1984.

Me and you man. Biden does have brain cells. I'm totally on board. Lets get the word out and shut these naysayers up.

No. Just No. Biden needs to keep running and if he somehow loses, he needs to run again in 2028 and 2032.

Jill and all those people in the crowd need to surround Joe for the next three weeks and refuse to answer the focking phone.

I didn't see her. She has to be giddy/stoked.

I don't. I worry the Party Elders will convince him to withdraw. Dude needs to tough this out for the next 4 1/2 months.

Intersectional DEI Border Czar Harris.

Karine Jean Pierre and every single one of the reporters they believe like lemmings assured them not to believe their eyes. Frankly, I find myself coming around to their position myself. "Don't worry. Relax. Nothing wrong with Joe. He's bright and on the ball, totally."