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    What Are People Going To Say When Denver Wins?

    He had enough success in college to get drafted in the 4th round and since then has demonstrated enough talent to bounce around earning/winning backup jobs for eight years. The teacher in the classroom next to mine exudes Denver orange and blue through his pores, he claims the Broncos O-line is solid and should be strong enough to give him time to make plays, plus playing at home in the thin air is always an advantage to Denver teams that are use to the unique environment. I don't know much more than that.
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    What Are People Going To Say When Denver Wins?

    I'm waiting until after he does something impressive to pretend to have said it. I hate ruining my joke by explaining it.
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    What Are People Going To Say When Denver Wins?

    Next week, when I unbox, "I've told you for years that Stidham is a top flight quarterback" for the first time, I'm going to expect you all to act like it's true. Thanks in advance.
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    Snowmageddon this Sunday?!!!?!/

    The nature of their encounters with ice will change substantially.
  5. You could merge this with your other thread and call it Knots Landing.
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    Police detain prowler

    Leftoid doing leftoid things.
  7. This is the moment I've waited for all my life so its disappointing the Broncos front office hasn't returned any of my phone calls.
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    Is Gutterboy better off now than a year ago?

    No, he believes it. He's now Gollum obsessing about the ring.
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    How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

    The anticipation for this Melania movie can only compare to when I was a giddy eight years old, in June of 1980, just before The Empire Strikes Back was released. We were third graders going out of our minds. This was double stacked on top of the anticipation we were all feeling because that was also the summer that everyone was wondering who shot JR?
  10. Gimme time, I just read this thread five seconds ago.
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    Is Gutterboy better off now than a year ago?

    I remember not despising him.
  12. We're still in "watch this space" mode. At least nothing stupid seems in the works. This will certainly damage relations with them and seems like the whole exercise was an unforced error. One silver lining is that the EU freeloaders will feel the need to start taking responsibility for their own security.
  13. So the dopey government of Greenland invited Chinese investors to take over a former Naval base until the Danish government interceded. What idiots. Good luck keeping that dog on that leash. Its good that somebody with some sense was overseeing the process.
  14. We have footage since that conversation was recorded.
  15. Before he posts anything here, he consults with a turd he keeps in his pocket.
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    Official Zohran Mamdani NYC Mayor Thread

    We didn't put him in charge of the federal government. Bad Commie, no donut. He can feel free to do what he wants in NYC though since NYC voters like what he likes and richly deserve to get it. His 'tax the rich' plan sounds fabulous to me, hopefully he revisits the idea and enforces it on people who leave to try to escape it. Putting a lesbian in charge of the fire department was a great idea.
  17. Negotiations haven't started yet and he's already gotten them to name their team after him.
  18. I was in Detroit listening to sports talk radio a couple of years back when the price hike on tickets went through the roof after they finally got good. Seeing this drives home the point they were complaining about.
  19. As it stands, if Russia or China wants it, they'll walk right in. They wont offer to buy it. There's not much preventing them from doing so, other than the notion that NATO might do something. Which is Trump's point. Denmark and Europe don't want to do anything because they've neve had to. We're in an alliance with an ally that has does nothing with Greenland for 500 years including protect it. Trump's saber rattling a little bit shamed nine EU countries to collectively cough up 40 people. Then again nobody in those 500 years have ever shown a lick if interest in invading it. Through the European colonialism era, two World Wars, the Cold War. Denmark has does fock all nothing to defend it and never needed to because nobody wants it. At any point in these last 500 years, sending in a third grade class armed with squirt guns could have swiped it out from under Denmark, but nobody has ever bothered.
  20. They're not going to get any justice from the corrupt local authorities, glad the feds are interested in helping.
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    Minnesota

    Jews are far more sympathetic than deranged leftoids.
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    Next country we attack?

    I'm kinda bummed out that we didn't attack Iran. Anyway, the food in Italy is really good, I think we should attack there soon..
  23. You're not understanding the importance of the Geek Club at FFToday.com as a hinge of the cosmic order. If ever a thread hits page two without mentioning trannies, the Earth will dislodge from its orbit around the sun and float off into space. The situation is quite serious Its similar to the reason why Desmond, Jack, John, and the others on Lost Island had to push that button every 108 minutes. We're doing God's work around here by turning every thread into a tranny thread and you should be more grateful.
  24. They don't want to mix it up. 80% are females. The 20% of males joining them are of the "stuff in wall locker" variety. Their only two talents are shriek and annoy, but in fairness, they're awfully good at both.
  25. That's a pretty compelling case right there.
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