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2.11- RB Ronnie Brown, MIA

I honestly don't think that Parker was that much of a reach. ICEMAN

I really feel that the draft begins at 3. I don't know about you, but Larry Johnson & Shaun Alexander give me the willies this season. ICEMAN

Good Lord! It's the day before the Mock is supposed to start and I am already adversely affecting the speed of the draft!!! That's gotta be a new record on my part. ICEMAN

1.02 - RB Steven Jackson, STL

...and it begins again.... ICEMAN

June 11th has a nice ring to it. How's that sound? ICEMAN

I was just thinking the same thing myself. Let's get it on!!!! ICEMAN

Don't worry, son. Megla's got your back. He's our #1 Jags fan. What a dope. ICEMAN

What fraft are you guys referring to? ICEMAN

I miss Mookie Wilson. OK...and occasionally that dope Tarhole. ICEMAN

Dude! What is this....Old Geezer Day on the board? First I swing by and now you! Who's gonna show up next; Mookie?

I've been to them all and nothing even comes close to The Sports Depot.

Best BBQ joint, period!

For all of those guys that watched their first round RB's go down in flames in week one, I have some solace. Let's look back to the 2001 season for the main reason not to panic. Guess what starting RB's numbers these were after 2 weeks? Week #1 7 carries 21 yards 1 recepetion 1 yard Combined TD's = 0 Week #2 8 carries 30 yards 3 recepetions 17 yards Combined TD's = 0 Now keep in mind. This guy was the starting RB! It was after week 2 that the guy in my league dropped this deadbeat and I picked him up. Who was this player? Priest Holmes. For the next 14 games, Priest put-up over 1500 yards rushing, over 600 yards receiving and 10 combined TD's. ALWAYS START YOUR STUDS! This has been a message of hope brought to you by..... ICEMAN

"After careful consideration, Mike Shanahan has announced that the starting Running Back for the Denver Broncos this season will be Rod Smith." Come on....Would this press release be any more ludicrous than anything else that he will say over the next week? I honestley think that there is a very good chance that Shanahan is suffering from Bi-Polar Disorder. ICEMAN

Good luck to you guys, eventhough I don't recognize any of your handles. You guys must be new around here. Good Lord....I thought Megla was dead by now! Go get 'em boys! ICEMAN

Maroney didn't do anything to change the teams impression of him. After watching the first 3 preseason games and seeing the talent level of Maroney, I would expect that the carrying duties split will end up being 50% for Dillon, 30% for Maroney, 15% for Faulk and 5% for everyone else. The only thing that could upset these percentages would be injury, of course.

I believe that Mr. Aniston is going to begin the June Mock a little earlier in the month this year. He had mentioned the 1st, but I find it odd that he has yet to begin advertising the first sign of the Fantasy Season. BTW, I want the first pick, just because Clash does. ICEMAN

:barf: Does Jennifer Aniston know about these new "rules of engagement?" Being caustic is all I know, dammit! P.S. See you at the June Mock. Love, ICEMAN

I'll tell you what; if you can produce any legitimate link to a scout, or publication stating that Reggire Bush is graded " higher than any other prospect has been graded since the current methods of evaluating talent were adopted." or anything remotely close to this and I will stop thinking that you are some blustering, Reggie Bush Butt-Boy. OK? ICEMAN

Brad Johnson, QB MIN

4. Patrick Pass, RB, The World Champion New England Patriots

Offer sent...Let me know what you think or how we can tweak it. Shocking.

4.16 Rashard Lee, RB BUF