Mike Honcho

Man up and just stuff her stocking.

What are you paying for consulting?

Yeah, you are a really ally to the trans community.

For when her boyfriend comes over?

Clarence Whorley!!!

Have we ever found out how you can be told things multiple times and yet never learn or retain any information, Memento?

Link to Le Batard show that Manfred was on where they discuss the "magic at bat" and says it's "you're wasting my time". (not sure why twitter isn't embedding) https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1864328518865137748 Manfred = suck

How many hitman have you hired that you know all about this?

First poar was to blame the libs, good call.

This rule isn't going to happen, except maybe on Xbox.

I'd add the Cubs, because they call Milwaukee Wrigley North when they invade and also even though they aren't as big of a spender, but the Cardinals would make my list,

A guy who is going to be in charge of the most powerful military the world has ever seen had to have his mommy go on Fox News to say he's a good guy.

Wordle 1,265 4/6 🟨 🟨 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Framed #1000 🟩 https://framed.wtf This is like Napoleon Dynamite - a movie that doesn't deserve me liking it, but it's so absurd I can't help but laugh. @5-Pointsnice getting that in 3. That third letter was a nice get.

The beach is closed due to encounters with a sexually frustrated dolphin.

Yeah, it should be pretty funny watching the cons on the court who preach keeping the govt. out of your lives twist themselves to embrace the position that the govt. is better equipped to decide medical treatments for children rather than their parents and doctors.

Imagine basically just voting to pardon Trump for all his crimes and sobbing about Joe's pardon.

I think that about Jay Mohr, doesn't matter what he is doing, I see him and just want someone to pull Mike Tyson in The Hangover on him.

One day when RLLD's fantasy world collapses and he's up in a clock tower screaming "I didn't lie MDC", you are going to feel really bad for pushing him over the edge.

My second was a floor tile sealant and I was out of vowels after that too, that really narrowed down the guesses.

I've never seen it, but if you are alive anyone should be able to get it with the last frame. Wordle 1,264 4/6 🟩🟨 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Framed #999 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 https://framed.wtf

Full story A Florida woman was sentenced to life in prison Monday after she was found guilty of second-degree murder for zipping her boyfriend in a suitcase, leaving him inside for hours until he died. Sarah Boone, 47, was found guilty of second-degree murder in October. Prosecutors said she zipped her boyfriend, Jorge Torres Jr., into a suitcase, recording video of herself taunting him before leaving him stuck inside overnight to suffocate and die. In February 2020, the couple was drinking alcohol and playing a game of hide-and-seek, according to a news release from State Attorney Andrew Bain. They thought “it would be funny” to hop in a suitcase as a part of the game, according to an arrest affidavit from the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. Videos found on Boone’s phone that included Torres “frantically pleading to be released while Boone laughed and rebuffed him several times” were presented at trial, according to the news release from Bain’s office. “In the videos she recorded, the victim could be heard telling the defendant he could not breathe and asking to be let out of the suitcase,” the release reads. “Boone responded with, ‘That’s what you get,’ ‘That’s what I feel like when you cheat on me’ and other taunts.” When asked by a prosecutor why she didn’t unzip the suitcase, she said, “I wanted him to try to understand how I felt so maybe he could progress and be a better person,” according to WESH.

2. Incorrect - there are studies that show masks help prevent the spread of the disease. In a head-to-head comparison of masks worn by people with active COVID-19, the inexpensive “duckbill” N95 came out on top, stopping 98% of COVID-19 particles in the breath of infected people from escaping into the air. Led by researchers from the University of Maryland School of Public Health (SPH), results showed other masks also performed well, blocking at least 70% of viral particles from escaping from the source – an infected person’s exhaled breath. “The research shows that any mask is much better than no mask, and an N95 is significantly better than the other options. That’s the number one message,” says the study’s senior author, Dr. Donald Milton. Milton is a UMD SPH professor of environmental health and a global expert on how viruses spread through the air. The study started in May 2020, shortly after the pandemic began, and compared breath samples from volunteers who had active COVID-19, testing the performance of four commonly-used masks. Even without giving participants fit tests or training on how to wear masks correctly, all masks significantly reduced the amount of virus escaping into the air. The study tested masks as a way to control the spread of the virus from the source, i.e. the infected person, and did not test masks as protection from COVID-19 in the surrounding air. Full story

No more than 179.999 degrees.

Amidst all the threads about bad news in the world today, I'm happy to deliver some good news. Today, for the first time since we moved to our new office, I went 8 for 8 in getting green lights!!! Twice I got the first seven only to fail at the Ada, but not today! I crested the hill, nobody in front of me and I could see from 200 meters that the crosswalk sign was still white and I was going to make it. After so much heartbreak of getting 6 lights, 7 lights, today I did it!!!! Thanks to everyone who for getting the heck out of the way today so that I could complete this remarkable achievement.

Strong argument, since they weren't investigating that. Former special counsel Robert Mueller pushed back against U.S. President Donald Trump’s characterizations of his 22-month investigation, telling lawmakers on Wednesday that he did not evaluate “collusion” with the Russian government, and confirming that his report did not conclude that there was “no obstruction” of the probe. “The president was not exculpated for the acts that he allegedly committed,” Mueller told the House judiciary committee, adding that Trump could theoretically be indicted after he leaves office. “We did not address ‘collusion,’ which is not a legal term,” Mueller added. “Rather, we focused on whether the evidence was sufficient to charge any member of the campaign with taking part in a criminal conspiracy. It was not.”