thetxstang

I miss Cloaca du jour. Also, OldManWho before Jets24 ran him off.

Only a Trumpaloon would believe that’s authentic. https://pin.it/dqssnpfymvafz5

Member Since 01 Sep 2002

I can't recall doing anything mean to anybody, but one morning I drove to college and parked my car. I guess in my haste I neglected to set my e-brake. When I came out, some POS dooshbag had rolled my car into the Jeep Cherokee behind me.

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Did you take issue with Davis' 5 rushes for 10 yards (2.0 ypc), or his 1 reception for 1 yard?

Hey RP, just wanted to inform you Mike's still working on your alias-outing request.

Nice account. Makes me wish a had one.

Is that the new talking point just issued by the Retardlicans? Why do you hate America?

Of course you have nothing to add to his thread other than name calling. Gee, what a surprise.

Was that the same day you won the Mega Millions lottery?

Actually, it's simpler than that. RP just logs out and then in again. Voila!

Well, that just about explains everything. One day, perhaps, you'll feel comfortable enough to share how your libruhl 5th grade gym teacher touched your no-no parts.

You mean Obama's mother was also a Christian fundie who paraded around under the "family values" banner while campaigning? Who knew!!

Uhh...and when was the last time we fought Saudi Arabia?

Here's my favorite photo involving a President and the Saudi King. I always play "Endless Love" in the background while viewing it.

Palin's family was supposed to be entirely "off limits" during the campaign season due to the sensitivity of Bristol's "situation." But now that the campaign is over, Bristol's free to storm the lecture circuit on teen abstinence. It's okay, though, since she's a shining example to teens everywhere.

Picked up a decent looking babe one night while chilling at a restaurant bar with some of the fellas. We jetted back to her place to bump uglies and got to banging pretty quickly. I was caught up in the moment, in spite of my drunken stupor, and flipped her over like a rag doll to get some vaginer action with her in doggie (didn't feel comfortable trying to hit the balloon knot during our first rendezvous). I slammed all 2" of my peemus in, but quickly noticed a sickening, pungent aroma wafting about the room. I soon realized the source was her chocolate starfish, which was conveniently pointed upwards in the direction of my schnozz. I felt disgusted...but still had the willpower to finish up before bidding her a fond farewell. I never saw RP's mom again.

Don't be so hard on RP. We all know he'll be back shortly. It just takes awhile to change out the oil in the deep fryer.

The only guy I can think of who bumps a thread in which he has indubitably been b!tch slapped. Even red-headed stepchildren can't hold a candle next to you. The kindest thing I can think of to say is that you are "tenacious." Don't ever say I'm not a nice guy.