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That was the biggest joke of a penalty I have ever seen. Completely unacceptable call.

Whichever one makes you lose, that's the right number.

There was this black crackhead chick that was rubbing on herself and she ended up rubbing so much her boobs became exposed. Fun times.

NO, IT WAS SOOO BIG!

Isn't it time to change your ass tampon, Sally?

You lose this thread.

Recriner Pirot.

I dunno what you mean, but her nipples were very large.

I would have, but I couldn't get over the patches of missing hair she had that were obviously from her pulling her hair out. She kept fuckin with this older black dude's newspaper trying to tear pieces off to pick her teeth with, and he finally slapped her hand with the newspaper. Then she spit on him. I moved halfway down the car to get away from her, and she walked all the way over and tried to sit by me, but I stood back up and moved back to my original seat.

No, I had to change my handle cuz I got banned, dummy.

Yes, you admitted you have 7 dollars to your name because you have no job, pud. Learn to spell relevant before spouting off about humiliation.

maybe you fuckin cocksucking dipshits can stop calling him osama, considering he's a republican.

Does anyone really think that Old Man Bailey actually shut Bowe down? He had to have been double and triple covered all day.

Ya, I think the trigger is when you cash out money. They don't want people to cash out, obviously, so they send the shills after you.

Not to mention there was a helmet to helmet hit on sproles today that knocked him out of the game which went uncalled.

.....That was a tackle. In fact, I'd say that's less of a tackle than if he had grabbed him by the waist, pulled him to the ground and landed on top of him. Just because Cutler has a noodle-neck doesn't mean anytime someone touches him it should be a penalty. If that's unnecessary roughness, then there would be 20 flags a game for people tackling too hard. Give me a break.

This is why I don't bother with online poker anymore. I used to play Party Poker, and I would do well playing my game, I would get up, then I would cash some out since I was winning, and the second I cashed any money out, I would start losing every showdown. There's just no accountability there to make sure you're not being cheated unless you can actually watch the dealer shuffle the deck, and even then...

I think it was the elbow injury that is limiting him, not the knee.

Please just tell me he's being blanketed by Champ.

I must not have caught that view from the blimp.

Montezuma's Revenge DOES mask a hangover, but that doesn't make it a hangover cure.

No one except everyone. I just crossed #79 off my bucket list: See Ben Roethlisberger bleed.