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Who was the Geek that crashed his car, drunk, and lost his leg? Here's to your month, buddy!

Great news!

Wordle 1,389 2/6* 🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Framed #1124 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 https://framed.wtf I recognized it from the first frame. Haven't seen it in forever so it took a few frames to jog my memory. Framed - One Frame Challenge #127 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 https://framed.wtf/one-frame

Good luck Jerry! Looking forward to hearing about it.

Mebbe

I'm clearly a better judge of good comedy.

Not even remotely. I saw him at the Punchline in Sac many years ago. He was funny then. He's just not funny anymore. He married an ugly woman and it sucked all the funny out of him.

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Sucks for Blaney. He drove his ass off to take the lead. He needed a long run to finish that race.

The 1/3 rule of thumb is something I remember from back in the day when I started a landscaping company after high school. Granted, that was a long time ago. Maybe modern consensus has changed. It's all relative, I've tried to remove a bush in my front yard. I hacked it down to nothing with trimmers then took an axe to the bones. Now that focker is thicker and more lush than it ever was.

Pretty sure it's a third. Same goes for shrubs and trees. You never want to remove more than 1/3 at a time. It's can send the plant into shock. That said, longer grass in the summer is preferred as it holds moisture longer and helps prevent weed seeds from germinating.

The front tire changer would be walking with limp for the rest of his life if I tried it.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Becky

Or, did you do a triple mashup with 8 Mile(s High)?

Bill Burr used to be funny. Now he's just a hack.

No Jennifer 8 Mile?

He usually saves those spins. Surprised he hit the wall.

Well I don't have to worry about my garage driver anymore today.

I was in the pool!

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And the award for most literal mashup goes to Frank!

Wordle 1,386 4/6* 🟩 🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got off to a rough start but was still able to salvage par. Framed #1121 🟥 🟩 https://framed.wtf Framed - One Frame Challenge #124 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 https://framed.wtf/one-frame

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In before squidtard reports it and gets it locked.