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The meth heads would prolly move in. I get what you're saying. And I'm not really advocating that he breach his contract. I'm just pointing out how dumb it is to pay for a storage unit for 10 years when you don't give a sh!t about what is stored in the damn thing.

If he'd done it 10 years ago all that would be behind him and he'd be done with it by now. At this rate he will have thrown another 8 grand at it in 10 years and still have a storage unit full of sh!t he doesn't care about.

It's even easier to stop paying $65 and let some other guy clean it out in 6 months.

Why? There's no hope of doing either show justice in today's pc culture. They'd be better off redoing Different Strokes or The Brady Bunch instead.

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Poor guy got the order of the strawberry shortcake mixed up. You're supposed to punch her in the nose AFTER you blow a load on her face.

We do. Unfortunately the dem base is too stupid to see that these do nothing jagoffs need to be voted out.

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Used to do it as a kid. Lays on the pb&j was the standard. I don't eat pb&j anymore so it's chips on the side these days. Mustard on a hotdog. I've done mayo too. Not ketchup. I'll put all three on a burger though. I've also heard of putting peanut butter on a hotdog. Haven't had the desire to try it yet.

Top notch security right there. No reason to stop a guy running full speed from across the court. He prolly just wants an autograph.

Coincidentally, people's taste in "music" has deteriorated at the same pace.

I'm a beer and wine guy. Occasionally I'll go with a Jamie and rocks. Heard people say Jamie and Ginger is good, haven't tried that yet. Screwdrivers and bloodies are hangover helpers when necessary. Vodka and sanpellegrino is a good summer time V&T or G&T alternative.

Funny how it doesn't go both ways. Yesterday I was at work, bullshitting with a couple of the guys, when this chick walks by with a stuffed animal beaver. As she's walking by she asks "what do you guys think of my beaver?" One of the guys said something about it being too hairy. To which she replied "oh, mine's bald." Several not so clever beaver jokes followed.... Now, none of us were remotely interested in banging this broad but we went along with the joke because we're men, we don't get offended by that sh!t and chicks with a sense of humor are welcome in the workplace. But I guarantee none of us would have made any beaver jokes in her presence had she not made the first one. Had roles been reversed with a humorless tw@t, one, or all, of us could have lost our jobs for making stupid jokes.

That was vudu.