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We do. Unfortunately the dem base is too stupid to see that these do nothing jagoffs need to be voted out.

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Used to do it as a kid. Lays on the pb&j was the standard. I don't eat pb&j anymore so it's chips on the side these days. Mustard on a hotdog. I've done mayo too. Not ketchup. I'll put all three on a burger though. I've also heard of putting peanut butter on a hotdog. Haven't had the desire to try it yet.

Top notch security right there. No reason to stop a guy running full speed from across the court. He prolly just wants an autograph.

Coincidentally, people's taste in "music" has deteriorated at the same pace.

I'm a beer and wine guy. Occasionally I'll go with a Jamie and rocks. Heard people say Jamie and Ginger is good, haven't tried that yet. Screwdrivers and bloodies are hangover helpers when necessary. Vodka and sanpellegrino is a good summer time V&T or G&T alternative.

Funny how it doesn't go both ways. Yesterday I was at work, bullshitting with a couple of the guys, when this chick walks by with a stuffed animal beaver. As she's walking by she asks "what do you guys think of my beaver?" One of the guys said something about it being too hairy. To which she replied "oh, mine's bald." Several not so clever beaver jokes followed.... Now, none of us were remotely interested in banging this broad but we went along with the joke because we're men, we don't get offended by that sh!t and chicks with a sense of humor are welcome in the workplace. But I guarantee none of us would have made any beaver jokes in her presence had she not made the first one. Had roles been reversed with a humorless tw@t, one, or all, of us could have lost our jobs for making stupid jokes.

That was vudu.

Right? Or enjoy an afternoon at a geek's mom's house if they can record me errrrrr... him ducking out the back door after throwin her one?

I rarely agree with anything coming out of San Francisco. This is one time that I do. I realize that I have no expectation of privacy when I'm in public but that doesn't mean I want the .gov recording me everywhere I go.

Also, the only time "plus size" and "model" should be used together is if you're putting together a life size model airplane.

We're in the same boat. No kids but we pay for school bonds that the parents in the district voted for. Every school bond measure that comes up passes and we have to pay a little more.

That's a reason to agree to a floral patterned comforter or where to go for vacation, not a reason to get married. Not for nothing but it doesn't sound like the odds of this one going the distance are all that good. You got married in February? You don't even need to get a divorce. At this point you can have it annulled and it's like it never happened. Life is too short to be married to somebody you don't absolutely want to be married to. I'm not even advocating going after "the one that got away". I'm just saying for your own long term happiness maybe you're better off untying the knot.

Yeah, you're in a tough spot for sure. I guess you just tell them that you'd prefer they didn't look at pron but if they do, and they have any questions, you are always available to talk.