5-Points

I had to see what the hype was all about so I had a Popeye's spicey chicken sammich the other day. It was sh!t. I'd take a damn Burger King chicken sammich over that any day. Let alone any other place that is chicken specific. Certainly not worth catching a murder case over.

He meant YOU can't.

Be careful that it isn't a bacon tree.

"War Games" so he can laugh at what computers used to look like. "Fast Times" so he can have a crush on Phoebe Cates like the rest of us did. "48 Hours" & "Beverly Hills Cop" so he can see what Eddie Murphy did before voice over work. The "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard" franchises so he can see what action movies were like back then. "Young Guns" so he can relate to Chavez Y Chavez. "Tango and Cash" so he can laugh at the 80's mullet. There may be more....

OP has already said his friend having a side piece isn't an option. So his friend's choices are, staying in a relationship he's no longer happy in. Or ending said relationship and taking advantage of an opportunity to immediately bang a young, hot POA. Unless there is the possibility of, and an interest in, making the current relationship better for both involved, I think this one is a no brainer. End the current relationship as amicably as possible and pursue the new "relationship" privately until he finds out how/if it will work out. That way, if it turns out to be just a fling, he doesn't unnecessarily hurt anybody's feelings or make himself look like an asshoIe in public. Thereby preserving his ability to hook up with somebody else or rekindle the relationship with the current live in if that's what he decides to do.

Almost

I've always been a "can't beat 'em? Join 'em and do it better" kinda guy. I don't like seeing Republicans stooping to this level but if they can't beat the Dems at their own game they don't stand a chance of forcing them back to the table.

I shave my own haid but I go to the barber to trim my beard. He fades it and lines it up along with the mustache. Maybe your opinion is based on guys who don't bother grooming their sh!t. Not saying you gotta go to the barber but I could never seem to get my sh!t even. I'd cut one side too short then do the same on the other side when I tried to match it. No rinse, just repeat.

Bad? Shiiiiiiiit, I'm nation wide.

Poor kid.

Not sure why you care so much I've been shaving my head for 20 years and I've had a beard for about half that time. Granted, I've never given any consideration about what other men thought about it cause I'm not a ghey. My wife likes it and that's good enough for me.

I'm guessing: 1) You don't have a head for bald. And 2) You can't grow a decent beard. Some people do and can.

Exactly. I'm the first one to cheer a de-cleater. That's what pass defense used to be all about, separating the man from the ball. The Irvin thing wasn't even a big hit though. Just an awkward tackle on the concrete at that shithoIe they called the Vet.

I get that. But you wouldn't have stood up and cheered if he was laying motionless on the ground at The Meadowlands. Would you?

I guess if he's been torching your defense for years you would be happy to see him hang em up. Skins, Gints or Cards fans wouldn't have cheered an injury though. Only dooshbag iggle fans are lowlife enough to do that.