Alias Detective

Bhatia dislocated his left shoulder celebrating a 12-foot birdie he delivered on the 18th green during the Valero Texas Open. He had to receive treatment on the first hole of a sudden-death playoff against Denny McCarthy. was this televised?

Aspiring sharpshooter.

This

Jordan Spieth is questionable to play. Aggravated his wrist as the Texas Valero Open. So is MW Lee and Ashtray.

Interesting.

Fair point.

How has the par 3 winner done in the past?

Sucks to be you. If only he can duplicate during the tournament.

The taters does it I guess. Also, I don’t want pork loin. Give me the tenderloin. And custard? Is Rahm 70?

Tapas y Pintos (Starters and small snacks): Ibericos (Acord-fed Iberian ham cured pork loin), Idiazabal con Trufa Negra (Idiazabal cheese, black truffle), Tortilla de Patatas (Spanish omelette, onions with confit potatoes), Chistorra con Patata (Spicy Basque chorizo and potato), Lentejas Estofadas (Mama Rahm’s classic lentil stew), Croqueta de Pollo (Creamy chicken fritters with confit potatoes). First course: Ensalada de Txangurro (Basque crab salad and potato) Main course: Chuleton a la Parrilla (Basque ribeye steak with Tudela lettuce and Piquillo peppers) or Rodaballo al Pil-Pil (Basque fish dish with turbot and Navarra white asparagus) Dessert: Milhojas de Crema y Nata (puff pastry cake with custard and chantilly cream)

Sorry to hear.

I would like to thank God, @edjr, @bostonlager and @WhiteWonder for your hard work.

Mumble Jumbo. Babble babble babble. And yes I understand, but Christ you are just blabbering.

idiot

Tom Kim Pavon

Rahm's Champions dinner looks like ass.

Are you an owl?

I was being a bit more discrete.

Who is gonna take him?

Captain Kirk

Rickie Fowler

Yes, yes he is.

Strawberries and cream. How’s things?

Done oh , I thought you wanted me AD to pay for the rest of the season. Focking weed man!