Alias Detective

Only if it’s an Afri can.

What do you call a dead boob? Milk Dud

Double jeopardy?

I tailed Dinwiddie, Sexton and Morris. Thank you sir!

Point it at someone and pull the trigger. That's how some check.

Morning all the way. Evening shower guy is gross. Oh, fatty snorkel guy always has the band marks on his face too.

Don’t believe you.

I always see the “p”in sopranos as a gun.

Even better

Great value for philly.

You are a bloody mess inside but never had a colonoscopy?

Gross, you don’t shower in the morning? You are the disgusting people I’m talking about.

I don't go to games therefore I don't feel the NFL owes me jack crap.

Whatever makes you happy.

Da fuk did you do to deserve the win fall? Seems childish to me. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong but I doubt it.

Shame they procreate quicker than die.

That’s an idiot move.

How much did it cost you to have that low of a TD halftime total for the best offense in the NFL?

Real man clothing - Excellent marketing Anyone else buy from them?

This. Had to be messing around. A cold gun would still go bang. Was he trying to scare someone or kill them on purpose.

Make sure the machine is calibrated.

$5 says the “meeting her at the local bar” doesn’t have the same ring to her as it does to you. I could be wrong, but I would swing in for a puzzy grab and see how she really feels. Pun intended.

Yes - Glad you are good at something.

They definitely have larger than average sizes. Then again, an XL at Hollister is like a small for a real man.

Oh really? Natural immunity isn't helping right now. Do you have proof? Prior Covid Infection Is As Effective At Preventing The Virus As Vaccination, U.K. Study https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemimamcevoy/2021/10/18/prior-covid-infection-is-as-effective-at-preventing-the-virus-as-vaccination-uk-study-suggests/?sh=21a2e702589f