OldMaid

And… this is how you know Trump knows he’s losing.

And another night of them going to sleep to the red mirage, only to wake up in the morning to find Kamala is President.

That’s so 2020. This year we’re cloning them.

Link?

He’s already said he believes she will win. Don’t worry, I’ll accept your humble apology on election night.

She could be up by 20 and he’d still be concerned. Have you met him? That’s his default state.

It’s probably the only campaign e-mail I’ve actually read- so kudos for them being creative.

Ok, this is kinda funny- I just got a campaign e-mail from Tim Walz’s dog, Scout.

So you throw me under the bus in the meantime, douche nozzle.

That was Nikki you retards.

I’ll make sure to collect yours first.

I’m bringing a bucket in here on election night. A lot of heads are going to explode.

And yet, she’s still going to be the 47th President of the United States.

Not forever, silly, but definitely the next 4 yrs.

This is your brain on Twitter memes.

You’re assuming that I haven’t already placed my bets.

Burning

The machine is working.

Ok, but you’re going to be wrong. This election is already over.

Meh. Aren’t sh!tty beers interchangeable?

There is no if about it.

I guess you can’t read. So I’m going to spell it out for you. 2016 & 2020 underestimated Trump support. But by the 2022 midterms they over corrected. They were predicting a big red wave that turned out to be a trickle. There are focus groups out there that are tracking secret Harris voters, and the numbers are not insignificant.

Perfectly fine when it happens to Coors/Disney.

Reality is going to be a bitter pill for some of you to swallow.