OldMaid

You must be a fun first date.

That might be the gayest thing posted in this thread.

Those would be hanging balls.

CAR: 1964 Aston Martin DB5 COLOR: Purple CUISINE: French CARTOON CHARACTER: Cartman

Definitely D.

So you’re saying that your dad quit you. Condolences… losing a parent is tough.

I wonder if Tomlin threatened to leave Canada on the field without security if they lost.

Please don’t try to make Matty C happen.

Why would they need to steal it? Everyone already knows what’s in it.

Rumor has it that they’re gonna make Matt Canada call plays from the sideline tonight. What could possibly go wrong?

Apparently the one thing that posty has watched is General Hospital.

I don’t think Gangsta’s Paradise is about L.A.

Maybe Mrs. 5-Points is serving up dog and cat food. That stuff has gone up more than people food.

Yes, it is sort of a documentary, but with no name actors lip syncing to the recorded tapes. There’s also some interviews with some of the people that were there. I had a hard time getting into it, but I know you dig documentaries so you might enjoy it.

I think Worms just wants someone to fight with.

On fock the fock right off and then go fock yourself again. I never said she was a lefty-not even close. I said she’s wasn’t a far right wackball.

Never not funny.

Try throwing out the alcohol and keeping the anti-anxiety meds.

Is this a regional thing?

I’m still scratching my head at the buffet during a wedding. Has he not been to one that wasn’t in Vegas?

So would Joneo.

is this comment directed at moi?

Actual headline from Fansided.

No, because buffets are