OldMaid

I heard he made the switch to gerbils because they’re cheaper.

I’m pretty sure it’s not the flex he thinks it is.

Congrats on your new Mazda! Too bad for us that you couldn’t trade yourself in, in the process.

You need to work the back of your core. Lookup back extensions.

I’m well aware. He’s chasing me around the board now.

I wasn’t aware of that angle. Just that she’s been shunned by the left since she quit the NYT and her work on the Twitter files.

Notre Dame might be hiring.

Might want to check below. It seemed rather obvious.

I just skip over them. It is a lot of scrolling, though. I haven’t seen that many lengthy scroll worthy posts since GF.

When she said "homeless" she meant within the democratic party. I shouldn’t have to explain that to you.

Look out Gutter! You’re about to get a 40 post expose into all your old posts.

Oh hells no. Hari-kari would be preferable.

Ok, whew! I thought I was going to need to commit hari-kari.

Jerry, God bless your gullible heart. This would never happen if peefoam didn’t go around name calling from the start. He gets back exactly what he gives… And then he has the audacity to complain about it.

Wait… I liked UB40.

I’m almost done with The Fall of the House of Usher and am thoroughly enjoying it.

Good one. I’d almost forgotten about her.

Jennifer Garner and Scarlett Johansson. I can’t stand the constant "duh"/confused look that is always on their faces.

I do sometimes. It depends, but they’re not very strict about it. The appt reminders always say to bring both, though.

Psst: It’s: ”Snap into a Slim Jim" Who the fock steps into a Slim Jim?

She isn’t a hardcore righty. That’s the whole point.

To be fair, I think it’s easier to figure out from the Sanctuary than it is here. Then again, I don’t frequent the political threads here as much as I used to. A few rotten posters ruin it for everyone.

Hey, if you’re liking Twin Peaks, you should give Mulholland Drive a watch if you haven’t seen it. Peak Lynch at it’s best.

Oooh, I know this one!!!