OldMaid

Bummer! I was really looking forward to shuffling around the house while trying to eat my cat.

I guess not all walls.

That / was probably a 1, dummy.

Yeah, with no reference I’m sure it was like WTF!?!?

Twin Peaks

IDGI

It’s an acquired taste for sure. It’s one of my all time favorites. edit: Fire Walk with Me is on Amazon. You should definitely watch that after season 2.

Are you including Fire Walk with Me and the 3rd season from Showtime? We just rewatched Hill House and Bly Manor. I forgot how great they were. Very much looking forward to House of Usher.

I keep reading this as wiff vs ethernet.

Since Justin’s trip to the nearest psych ward seems eminent, I thought it’d be nice if we put together a list of things he might need. 1. Footsie pajamas GO!

Gotta be Arkansas. Is there anything redeeming in that state?

All good in the hood.

At least he didn’t call me fetching.

What he will never understand is that I don’t care what he thinks. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.

11. Mouth guard for his upcoming shock treatments.

Tardcore playing golf in itself would be hilarity. No need for the outburst. I’m feeling Digby vibes here.

I don’t know what you’re thinking about, but I was talking hardwood floors. Just what exactly do you think I do for a living, you perv.

10. His VHS copy of Red Dawn that he taped over the ending so the Soviets won.

8. Justin Herbert’s chin diaper.

2. A framed picture of his girlfriend mother.

You seem to be the one that doesn’t understand a question mark.

Perfectly acceptable these days.

The carpet doesn’t necessarily need to match the drapes.