Frozenbeernuts

You got it. Good.

Hamster is a little more traditional

I know you are but what am I?

Whatever makes you feel smarter, regardless of how accurate it is, go with that one.

You are so funny weepaws. Brilliant comedy. The burns run deep. Ouch.

Yes. You can't have it all. It's like playing super heroes with the kids. You can't choose every super power.

Whatever you believe. It doesn't make sense to take Maduro out but leave the situation exactly the same with the next people, but nothing I say will make you realize that right now. Just chill and see.

Everyone who has chosen not to ignore weepaws has lost a point or two of IQ today.

Theoretically, would you make more money if they flew out of your butt or into your butt?

Trump does the same thing. It's a game. You can't play at geopolitics and not abide by some of the rules.

That was absolutely divine intervention.

Retarded may even be too generous of a mental state for weepaws.

Awesome response. You little energy vampire you.

You're

I appreciate that you think of me so much.

I can hear the gears grinding in weepaws head right now. Wondering if she should stop scratching her ass and biting her nails first, or come up with some lame response first.

That's all I aim to be, a light of humor for the masses. I mean if it was true that would be cool, but a little sad you chose to spend your existance here. I'm not an archangel so I have an excuse for posting stupid stuff.

When you see a skinny black dude you don't assume his name is Willy?

I can sense the desperation. It's growing with every syllable. Here's your attention for the day Little weepies. I hope you got what you needed.

Before?

You have to be a woman because your insults are terrible and unfunny.

The best part of this thread is you thinking of a woman doing butt stuff.

Oh man you should have seen what I did to yours. I didn't know a woman could fit that much in her butt at once. It was the first time I had heard the wail of a banshee. Damn was it loud. Pretty sure I have some permanent hearing loss.

I have enough figured out to know not to jump to a conclusion every time something happens. You should try it. It feels good.

Wherever it's coming from, a lot of smite is afoot