Thornton Melon

Huh...you judge us all the time, Slappy.

You know what else is dumb in the NFL? Players are strapping mouth guards to their face mask, but not actually using the mouth guard. It just dangles there while they're playing. In the Pats-Browns game last weekend, there was a Browns player with TWO mouthguards strapped to his face mask. Focking dooosh, you look like a focking clown. If it was up to me, players have two choices: use the mouth guard, or don't have one at all.

I know they're not machines. They're living beings. That's why it's called biomechanics. Basically, anything you wear other than track shoes and an aerodynamic track suit will slow you down.

Any extra weight you wear on your body is going to slow you down, no matter how infintessimally. It's just simple biomechanics.

I considered Cincy myself. But even though they were playing the Jets, I found the thought odious

I switched from the Pats to Atlanta at the last minute

I was a big Kiss fan when I was young. Love Gun was the first album I bought for myself. I saw them in concert once, in January 1983, but Ace had already left the band. Too bad, I always liked Ace. RIP

There are plenty of women out there who think the simple act of a man explaining anything to a woman is automatically "mansplaining".

Every time we're doing some project around the house and she asks me why we can't do something that breaks the laws of physics.

I got no problem with them playing Korpisalo last night. He's no Swayman, but you gotta give him some work, and he looked decent last night....couple of great saves in OT.

They looked better against Washington. Chicago sucks. If Swayman can truly get back to form, the B's will squeak into the playoffs and lose in Round 1

RIP...always liked him. Cancer can suck my ass.

The knee brace adds a nice touch....built-in excuse.

I always liked Elizabeth from Eight is Enough. Great ass

You should have told them you post here. They would've kicked you out immediately.

Could they not wear these monstrosities for a game next year if they chose to? It's hard enough to keep up with the actual game rule changes, never mind the fashion rules

I have a feeling they won't be wearing those again

I've heard 90% of his "songs" are done in Spanish. So, it'll be a genre I can't stand done in a language I don't understand. Yippie! Rat's ass. I watch for the game, and hope my squares and prop bets hit.

By the amount of glue sniffing that goes on there, that's not a bad guess. But, it's Glawstuh

I tried this tonight. I did everything you said. But all I did was pee my pants. Thanks alot.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character, and they will one day see a hurricane with an apostrophe in its name. - Dr. Martin Luther King

Yeah, I know NH property taxes are high. I was really referring to living "close to" NH, as you said. It's worth living close to NH, like I do, to have convenient tax free shopping. My daughter and SIL just bought a house in southern NH. Going forward, we just might have our online purchases delivered there to avoid the sales tax.

You must be forgetting the sales tax, or lack thereof, in NH.

While I despise liberals just as much as the next sane adult, Cruz is %100 right here. No government official or entity has any business even commenting on the Kimmel situation.

Your land is mostly mountainous And your chief export is chrome