Thornton Melon

Actually, they're 6-6. They've only been to 12 SBs. But yeah, most of them have been good games.

I read between the lines and took Mike's post to mean that some random 40 year old would be fine, but just because a 26 year old is a teacher, it's illegal.

Uh, no. A 40 year old plumber wouldn't have been busted. The law only applies to teachers.

Stupid law....she's 18

Yeah, I was simply providing EG with the info on where the original Gerrymander was. But you could say MA is currently gerrymandered into a flaming blue gerrymander shaped like the state of Massachusetts.

It was the Merrimack Valley/North Shore area of Massachusetts

Wow, only 71. Sad

4 out of the top 5 teams didn't even make the playoffs

He'll get in eventually, so I'm not too broken up about it. It's the Spygate penalty. I'm sure Deflategate was factored in, but that had nothing to do with Belichik. That was all the 3 Stooges - Moe (Brady), Larry (Jastremski), and Curley (McNally)

You hate the Pats? Didn't you used to live here? Or were you a transplant from elsewhere?

Oh, yeah. Well, I was talking about the TV show

Well, yeah, because we know Charlie's Angels were all white.

Alot of people, and sports radio schmucks around here, are talking like it's gonna be a Pats blowout. I don't see it at all. Low scoring game, 17ish-13ish, could go either way, but I hope it's the Pats.

My older brother shaves his head and has a full BROWN beard. And he doesn't color it. WTF???

I do a mid-November to mid-May beard. I've got the salt-and-pepper thing going (mostly salt at this point ). It's actually harder for me to shave with the beard, because I have to do my neck under the beard and my cheeks above it. I trim it once a week with a 3mm guard to keep it short. My wife hates when it gets too long, and so does your mom.