Thornton Melon

I'm on the rag right now

I thought this was gonna be about Belichick

Poor Frank needs help folding paper, and you guys are talking about blow jobs.

Batman was a lyrical masterpiece.

Bring a 6 pack with you

My entire league must've forgotten about him, as I was able to grab him this week. I guess he was dropped after week 1 or something. I did the "wait and see" approach and kept him on my bench this week. I watched Delanie Walker underwhelm again, but luckily it didn't hurt me. From now on, though, it's Henry for me.

Ahhh...the Cancel Out theory. However, the game is in England. Everything's opposite over there. Hell, they drive on the wrong side of the road. You're supposed to use the Anti-Cancel Out theory. Start Prescott, you should do great.

That was a TD

The laces were in!

He looked like TB62 for most of the first half. That last drive of the half was encouraging, though.

I am. You'll see me in the 2nd half

Huh....local sports radio was talking about Damien Harris being active.

You just blew my mind. I don't know if you lucked into it, or you're Rainman

No shiit...then I'd pay the $20K for the breast reduction surgery.

I see I was an hour late, but I got it: x = minutes 95(x+1) = 105(x-1) 95X +95 = 105X -105 200 = 10x X=20 min. School starts at 8:20 95 m/min x 21 min = 1995m, or 105m/min x 19m = 1995m 1995m/20min = 19.75 m/min I showed all my work. I win