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  1. Thornton Melon

    Why Can't 5.6 Dudes Get Laid?

    I hadn't thought of that. I guess I should've said "no longer possible..."
  2. Thornton Melon

    Why Can't 5.6 Dudes Get Laid?

    Because it's impossible to have sex with 0.6 of a human
  3. Thornton Melon

    Cancel Terry Bradshaw ????

    Well, that doesn't count, then. You had the home field advantage.
  4. Thornton Melon

    Cancel Terry Bradshaw ????

    Did it move?
  5. Thornton Melon

    4.3 million people quit their job in august

    Can sizes?
  6. Thornton Melon

    Need Geek Advice for Halloween Costume

    Just make sure you go as gay Batman, cuz that's the thing now.
  7. Thornton Melon

    NHL 2021-22 season opens tonight...

    Not bad. Last time I was there, they were still working on the apartment building next to North Station
  8. Thornton Melon

    contest: when will patriots WR Jakobi Meyers catch a TD pass?

    He's got 2 more passing TDs than receiving TDs
  9. Thornton Melon

    NHL 2021-22 season opens tonight...

    Not since Covid, so almost 2 years. What have they done to it?
  10. Thornton Melon

    NHL 2021-22 season opens tonight...

    Bruins don't open until Saturday. Seems everyone else is starting earlier, and I think a couple of teams will have already played 2 games by then. WTF?
  11. Thornton Melon

    Superman is now gay

    Superman is now Fabulousssman!
  12. Thornton Melon

    Question of the day 10/11/21

    You mean I'd lose 5 years off my life, and lose my looks? No thanks.
  13. Thornton Melon

    So. Who's gettin the flu shot?

    Didn't start getting it until 10 years ago, when I switched jobs and my new employer was offering it for free, so I've gotten it every year since. I'll be getting it at the end of this month.
  14. Thornton Melon

    Have you gotten shingles VAX?

    You were a good son for taking care of your mother in her final days. But, if your mother had chickenpox as a child, which 99% of her generation did, you could not have given her shingles, no matter how compromised her immune system was. Shingles is contagious, but only if the other person has never had chickenpox, and hasn't been vaccinated against either chickenpox or shingles.
  15. Thornton Melon

    Have you gotten shingles VAX?

    I had shingles back in early June. It was mild, just a few slightly itchy, sensitive blotches on the left side of my stomach and back. I was like "This is shingles?....ppfffftt" That said, I probably get the vaccine at some point.
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