Thornton Melon

Great, now RayRay's gonna kill Edelman before tomorrow's game.

I'm pretty sure everyone knew that.

Mark Knopfler based that song on a real life experience in a department store. He said the worker who was moving appliances actually said "See the little motherphucker...", but Knopler thought that would be too crude and would be censored, so he changed it to the relatively harmless "f@ggot".

He's the only thing providing me any kind of enjoyment of this game. I just might win this week.

He should check in there after the game

Brady looks like he's checked out.

They caught it from the Cowboys.

He's been pretty consistent all year until the debacle in the rain against Dallas. He should bounce back against Hou. I'm in a half PPR league, and I'm starting him at flex over Golladay, Woods, and McLovin.

He bloughs

The problem with this approach is that you don't know what the rest of your roster is going to do. Even if you think you're at an advantage or disadvantage compared to your opponent's roster, you and your opponent have 7, 8, 9 other guys that could also go off or lay an egg. The only time I would use this theory is if both and your opponent had players going in the Monday night game (or Sunday night if neither of you has guys going on Monday). At that point, you already know the score of your game. If you're leading, you can play it safe and start the guy that correlates to his guy. If you're behind, you might want to go for broke and start the other guy. Before the games start, I'm starting the guy I think will get me the most points. There are just too many variables with the rest of you and your opponents rosters to use this theory before the games have kicked off.

While drinking Folgers?

Golden Girls, Girls, Girls

I have no idea. In my neck of the woods, it's typically gray haired retired white guys, so I'll guess No.

This got me thinking...I wonder how many Salvation Army bellringers will be harassed outside stores by the LGBTSJW crowd this year.

With some of the Chargers with their yellow shoes, it looks like there's a flag on every play