Thornton Melon

I hadn't thought of that. I guess I should've said "no longer possible..."

Because it's impossible to have sex with 0.6 of a human

Well, that doesn't count, then. You had the home field advantage.

Did it move?

Can sizes?

Just make sure you go as gay Batman, cuz that's the thing now.

Not bad. Last time I was there, they were still working on the apartment building next to North Station

He's got 2 more passing TDs than receiving TDs

Not since Covid, so almost 2 years. What have they done to it?

Bruins don't open until Saturday. Seems everyone else is starting earlier, and I think a couple of teams will have already played 2 games by then. WTF?

Superman is now Fabulousssman!

You mean I'd lose 5 years off my life, and lose my looks? No thanks.

Didn't start getting it until 10 years ago, when I switched jobs and my new employer was offering it for free, so I've gotten it every year since. I'll be getting it at the end of this month.

You were a good son for taking care of your mother in her final days. But, if your mother had chickenpox as a child, which 99% of her generation did, you could not have given her shingles, no matter how compromised her immune system was. Shingles is contagious, but only if the other person has never had chickenpox, and hasn't been vaccinated against either chickenpox or shingles.

I had shingles back in early June. It was mild, just a few slightly itchy, sensitive blotches on the left side of my stomach and back. I was like "This is shingles?....ppfffftt" That said, I probably get the vaccine at some point.