Thornton Melon

This is classic! It's less of a shock to me than 2016, but still great. Dead on about the media. Even Drudge went off the rails...all negative Trump stories the past few weeks, ramping up exponentially right up to yesterday, and NOTHING but positive about Harris. Absolutely mind-blowing, and pathetic.

It was weird...the guy in front of my wife and I pulled out his driver's license and it looked like they scanned it. I started pulling my license out of my wallet thinking (hoping) they would ask for it, but they never did. IMO, it's absolutely asinine to not ask a voter for ID

I worked from home today, so the wife and I went to vote around 10:00AM. It wasn't too bad, less than 15 minutes, but I thought it would be better considering the time of day. I overheard one of the election workers saying it was mobbed earlier in the morning. In past years, when I've gone early before work, it always seemed like the line was comprised of one-half people on their way to work, and one-half retired senior citizens who had probably nothing else to do the rest of the day. Hey, Mr. Octogenarian, what are you doing here? What else are you gonna do today? Go to the coffee shop, and THEN vote, not the other way around, you moron

I'd never vote for a Democrat for anything higher than local office. But I'm not emotional about it

You have 2 colons?

Yeah, it seemed like she was on Letterman every other week during his show's early years. She was funny, cute and likeable. If you didn't like Teri Garr back in the day, there was something wrong with you. RIP

I guess it depends on which flag you're using, and whether you incorporate the pole in the proceedings

She married me

I was gonna say, I thought he'd be older. But he was like 19 or 20 when he was a rookie, so it makes sense. Although, he may have been a "Latin American" 19 year old, meaning he was really like 26.

Not in 20 years

Devonta Smith and Jameson Williams: combined 2 catches for -6 yards

Or, you're just not a 15 year old girl. On the Drudge website, the link to The Sun story reads: ONE DIRECTION: DOWN

68 in the winter (64 at night) 75 in the summer

The Night Stalker

72 million less votes for Democrats

I have the same issue using Brave for NFL.com that Raiders has using Chrome. No scores on top, just records, and a generally sh!tty layout. It sucks.

Is that your way of saying I should visit her grave more often?

What would you do all day?

"I didn't kill my wife, you piece of schitt" "I don't care, you piece of schitt"

"Maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow, you piece of shiit"

I'm not a psychiatrist, so I don't know about the crazy part. You might be, but it's not because you want to start Smith over Mahomes.

My house is long paid off, but if I had a dollar every time my mortgage was sold, I could've paid it off even sooner.

You're a moron

He died on Aug 21, and they’re just telling us now???

Fock him