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Thornton Melon

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  1. Thornton Melon

    NFL.com why??

    I have the same issue using Brave for NFL.com that Raiders has using Chrome. No scores on top, just records, and a generally sh!tty layout. It sucks.
  2. Thornton Melon

    Hilary Clinton calls for clamp down on social media

    Is that your way of saying I should visit her grave more often?
  3. Thornton Melon

    Hilary Clinton calls for clamp down on social media

    What would you do all day?
  4. "I didn't kill my wife, you piece of schitt" "I don't care, you piece of schitt"
  5. "Maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow, you piece of shiit"
  6. Thornton Melon

    Am I crazy

    I'm not a psychiatrist, so I don't know about the crazy part. You might be, but it's not because you want to start Smith over Mahomes.
  7. Thornton Melon

    My mortgage loan was sold to some rando company

    My house is long paid off, but if I had a dollar every time my mortgage was sold, I could've paid it off even sooner.
  8. Thornton Melon

    Death Pool Update: John Amos at 84...

    You're a moron
  9. Thornton Melon

    Death Pool Update: John Amos at 84...

    He died on Aug 21, and they’re just telling us now???
  10. Thornton Melon

    Charlie Hustled to the Death Pool

    Fock him
  11. Oh, alright, so they need your password, then. They're never gonna get mine
  12. But what good is the code to the hacker? They don't have your password. Seems like they could fock with you by preventing you from accessing your account, but they couldn't actually get into your account. Am I missing something?
  13. Thornton Melon

    Peter Brady trains to fight Cindy's bully at school.

    Alice used to use those gloves in the bedroom with Sam.
  14. I would never trust my passwords in the cloud. I put mine in an Excel spreadsheet, and the passwords are listed as hints. I have 6 "basic" passwords that have the same format, and the hints I use are "One", "Two", "Three" etc...The way I spell out each hint (uppercase/lowercase, characters, etc) tells me the password. So, if anyone got their hands on the Excel file or a printout, it'd be useless to them. I also use 2FA whenever possible.
  15. Thornton Melon

    Brett Favre...Parkinsons

    Good points, especially the last one...
  16. Thornton Melon

    Brett Favre...Parkinsons

    A bit extreme? He would have had to suffer 3 concussions per game to get to that figure. He'd have almost twice as many concussions as TD passes. Yeah, but it does suck. My dad had Parkinson's for 27 years before he died, the last 5 years with a feeding tube and tracheotomy.
  17. Thornton Melon

    Uglies

    They? Is Laverne Cox 2 people?
  18. Thornton Melon

    Divorce question re: house

    She sounds like a twaat
  19. Thornton Melon

    MCL Injury for Jordan Love

    He'll be on my bench in favor of Mayfield this week regardless
  20. Ahh, he was saying it facetiously. I get it
  21. Why did he call you "Mr.XXX"? Why not just "Ed"? I'm guessing he forgot your first name.
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