Thornton Melon

Yeah....so???

Maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow.

Nothing gets by you...

Your mom

Sounds about right

Did you cry?

If you go again, hit up Bissell Brothers. Good stuff

Nothing, I love doing it. Your wife loves getting it from me, too.

She's a carpet muncher, so....

I hope he kihn read this thread from the afterlife.

Can size???

Similar experience for me...bought one in 2018, used it for 3 weeks, had to start seeing a chiropractor for the neck pain.

Yeah, I'll be busy watching all the Olympics I recorded while I was on vacation.

No love for George Thorogood? When I think of stripper songs, the first ones I think of are Bad to the Bone or I Drink Alone. Then again, my strip club frequenting days are the mid 80s to early 90s.

It's always been the torso

I don't know why they're making a big deal over this. His knees and possibly his forearm knocked the bar off first. He could have had a micropemus and still would have failed the attempt.

When I saw the thread title, I thought it might be about the Brazilian Olympic beach volleyball team. Then I saw Weepaws started it

SC term limits is fine, but Congress has zero authority to implement it. A constitutional amendment is required.

Heartburn

Hell no, Biden shouldn't step down. I don't want Kamala as prez for 5 minutes, nevermind 6 months. Plus, if Biden steps down, alot of mindless undecided voters will vote for her just because she's already got the gig. If Biden stays on, some undecideds won't vote for her figuring the Dems let some senile old man stay in office over her, so she must be pretty bad. The less votes for Harris, the better. Stay on the job, Joe!

Track & Field, Swimming, Gymnastics, Women's Beach Volleyball

They must be listening on the moon

My boss called me at 4:20 this morning asking me if I could go in to work to make sure everything was running OK. There were already people here in my building when I got here, and all the important stuff was running fine. I'll stay another 45 minutes or so, then I've got a free day off for my troubles.

I'm comfortable