Thornton Melon

That's close

Oh, alright, so they need your password, then. They're never gonna get mine

But what good is the code to the hacker? They don't have your password. Seems like they could fock with you by preventing you from accessing your account, but they couldn't actually get into your account. Am I missing something?

Alice used to use those gloves in the bedroom with Sam.

Easily hacked? You mean like a code sent to your phone?

I would never trust my passwords in the cloud. I put mine in an Excel spreadsheet, and the passwords are listed as hints. I have 6 "basic" passwords that have the same format, and the hints I use are "One", "Two", "Three" etc...The way I spell out each hint (uppercase/lowercase, characters, etc) tells me the password. So, if anyone got their hands on the Excel file or a printout, it'd be useless to them. I also use 2FA whenever possible.

Good points, especially the last one...

A bit extreme? He would have had to suffer 3 concussions per game to get to that figure. He'd have almost twice as many concussions as TD passes. Yeah, but it does suck. My dad had Parkinson's for 27 years before he died, the last 5 years with a feeding tube and tracheotomy.

$14.88? Still too expensive...his pillows suck.

They? Is Laverne Cox 2 people?

Correct

She sounds like a twaat

He'll be on my bench in favor of Mayfield this week regardless

Ahh, he was saying it facetiously. I get it

Why did he call you "Mr.XXX"? Why not just "Ed"? I'm guessing he forgot your first name.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Rush

Well, at least they're still under warranty

How many with blown-off pemuses? I think I'd rather be dead.

Cryogenically frozen (just my head)

Can I get a third?

I have a thing for mute women.

True. And anyone who says it was an inside job needs to be punched in the throat.

I've never had a non-alcoholic whiskey

Cranberry Orange Grapefruit Apple