Thornton Melon

I don't know why they're making a big deal over this. His knees and possibly his forearm knocked the bar off first. He could have had a micropemus and still would have failed the attempt.

When I saw the thread title, I thought it might be about the Brazilian Olympic beach volleyball team. Then I saw Weepaws started it

SC term limits is fine, but Congress has zero authority to implement it. A constitutional amendment is required.

Heartburn

Hell no, Biden shouldn't step down. I don't want Kamala as prez for 5 minutes, nevermind 6 months. Plus, if Biden steps down, alot of mindless undecided voters will vote for her just because she's already got the gig. If Biden stays on, some undecideds won't vote for her figuring the Dems let some senile old man stay in office over her, so she must be pretty bad. The less votes for Harris, the better. Stay on the job, Joe!

Track & Field, Swimming, Gymnastics, Women's Beach Volleyball

They must be listening on the moon

My boss called me at 4:20 this morning asking me if I could go in to work to make sure everything was running OK. There were already people here in my building when I got here, and all the important stuff was running fine. I'll stay another 45 minutes or so, then I've got a free day off for my troubles.

I'm comfortable

Bummer. I knew this day would come eventually. Still sad...RIP

Wow. I didn't know this. I liked him too. RIP, Lt. Hunter

You don't know what he did after he whacked her, though

I was debating having a beer this evening. I just got my answer. Crack....fizzzz

mmmmm...root beer

Foreigner Not that they were ever really "ballsy", but they went from Double Vision, Dirty White Boy and Long, Long Way From Home to Waiting For a Girl Like You and I Want to Know What Love Is From half-way decent to straight-up crap in a few short years

I took my own

Obama did it in 2010

This actually sounds like a good idea.... until you go into one, lay a huge steamer and stink up the place, then come out of the stall just when some hot chick is walking in

True...the price of our stamps is a steal compared to many other countries. It's like 4 bucks a stamp in Denmark

I love peanut M&Ms

Where's the Chuck Norris option?

Me

Ok. One time, I tried to make it 4 syllables, but it didn't sound right.

Yeah, I pronounce Queen as 3 syllables: "Qu-ee-en" Jesus Christ.....

I was gonna say you'd need Rod Rust for that, then I remembered he's dead. But then again....