Thornton Melon

Better question: Have you ever gone to a movie where you were the only person in the theater? In May 2003, I was on a business trip where I had some company training that was on 2nd shift. To occupy myself during the day, I went to a movie theater that was in walking distance of my hotel. In 3 consecutive days, I saw: The Matrix #3 - theater was about half full. The movie was meh. I never got into the Matrix thing Identity - a handful of patrons in the theater. The movie was pretty good. John Cusack and Ray Liotta were in it..suspenseful. Holes - not what you think, you sick focks. Shia Lebouf and a bunch of other juvenile deliquents have to dig holes in the desert to find a buried treasure for Jon Voight and Sigourney Weaver. I was literally the only person in the theater. I left to take leak halfway thru the movie, and I was half surprised they kept the movie going when I got back to my seat.

Why are some pages intentionally left blank?

Huh?

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I don't know...while I despise liberals just as much as the next sane adult, I wouldn't put pedos to death unless they killed their victim. I don't have an issue of the constitutionality of death sentence for pedos, but if I were a state legislator, I think I'd vote against it. What's to stop the pedo from murdering his victim just because he figures "I'm gonna get the death penalty anyway, I might as well kill the witness and maybe get away with it"?

I think they're a month and a half early. They were supposed to release this information on April 1st

So, is "Cap a White Guy" Day part of black history month now?

Ahhh, yes. I haven't had it in awhile, but I love that one.

You think? I find it has kind of a fake chemically taste to it

Sounds like the judge's hands were tied here. It's the law that's stupid, not the judge.

Exactly

Nobody caught this. I think everyone in this thread needs a cognitive test.

Do you think Sam and Alice ever really did the nasty?

https://youtu.be/JkOviuwyPLA?t=9

Or Popeye's

Fawk: Gaga, she's probably the freakiest Marry: Taylor, she's the richest Kill: Britney, before she kills me

I'm not as concerned about the prior relationship as I am with the fact that another flaming liberal will be appointed to the MA Supreme court

Pissa!!!

We called it "tonic" when I was a kid, but that's died off. It's just "soda" now. And it's not "Bahstahn", it's "Bawwstihn"

I had the experience with SOA that you had with The Shield. I just watched the last couple of seasons because I had so much time invested in it. I just wanted it to end. I love Walton Goggins, but that whole tranny storyline was just creepy and unrealistic....there's no way that would fly with a biker gang.

I could not possibly disagree more. I thought The Shield was great all the way thru, and particularly Season 5, which was probably the best season of any show I've ever watched.

There should be an option #3: Equally pointless

WTF is an MLM?

Sorry, I didn't mention the punter is able to adjust the launch angle so he could put it inside the other team's 5 yard line every time

Wouldn't you just be giving the other team the ball on their own 20 every time? I'd rather have a guy that could punt the ball 200 yards vertically