Thornton Melon

Unfortunately, it won't matter in November. The state will be forever Blue.

I read the thread title as "Tard wife". I wasn't sure how to answer that

At 62 and 4 months, I'll have enough age and years of service to retire from my company and get the health insurance subsidy. I figure I'll round it up to 63, plus that way, I'll get one more yearly bonus. That's a little over 3 years from now. I'd probably still work part time to delay taking SS, but I'll be done with my professional career (I hope )

Give it time...seafoam hasn't chimed in yet As for me, the day I turn 63 is when I plan to retire

Yeah, that's true. But, I don't think anyone here is new to the internet.

I stopped at 2004. At that point, I saw the 4 I care about. Did anyone notice the asterisk for 2017?

Good thing you explained the meaning of the term "butterface", or we would've been completely lost.

I thought it meant to immerse oneself in chocolate.

Ahhh...Diane

Better question: Have you ever gone to a movie where you were the only person in the theater? In May 2003, I was on a business trip where I had some company training that was on 2nd shift. To occupy myself during the day, I went to a movie theater that was in walking distance of my hotel. In 3 consecutive days, I saw: The Matrix #3 - theater was about half full. The movie was meh. I never got into the Matrix thing Identity - a handful of patrons in the theater. The movie was pretty good. John Cusack and Ray Liotta were in it..suspenseful. Holes - not what you think, you sick focks. Shia Lebouf and a bunch of other juvenile deliquents have to dig holes in the desert to find a buried treasure for Jon Voight and Sigourney Weaver. I was literally the only person in the theater. I left to take leak halfway thru the movie, and I was half surprised they kept the movie going when I got back to my seat.

Why are some pages intentionally left blank?

Huh?

The Geek Club

I don't know...while I despise liberals just as much as the next sane adult, I wouldn't put pedos to death unless they killed their victim. I don't have an issue of the constitutionality of death sentence for pedos, but if I were a state legislator, I think I'd vote against it. What's to stop the pedo from murdering his victim just because he figures "I'm gonna get the death penalty anyway, I might as well kill the witness and maybe get away with it"?

I think they're a month and a half early. They were supposed to release this information on April 1st

So, is "Cap a White Guy" Day part of black history month now?

Ahhh, yes. I haven't had it in awhile, but I love that one.

You think? I find it has kind of a fake chemically taste to it

Sounds like the judge's hands were tied here. It's the law that's stupid, not the judge.

Exactly

Nobody caught this. I think everyone in this thread needs a cognitive test.

Do you think Sam and Alice ever really did the nasty?

https://youtu.be/JkOviuwyPLA?t=9

Or Popeye's

Fawk: Gaga, she's probably the freakiest Marry: Taylor, she's the richest Kill: Britney, before she kills me