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Thornton Melon

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  1. Thornton Melon

    I'm sort of embarrassed to have Patriots season tickets

    So did I, then I saw who posted it, and read it. It was obviously tongue in cheek.
  2. Thornton Melon

    RIP Chrissy Snow

    Hardly... Come to think of it...I may have been thinking of Wendy Jo Spermburper, the chubby chick from Bosom Buddies.
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    RIP Chrissy Snow

    Me too. I could've sworn she died a few years ago. Then I looked her up yesterday, and she's very much alive. Weird....I'm not sure who I mixed her up with, but it wasn't Cindy Williams
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    Hottest Three’s Company Blonde?

    I always liked Jenilee Harrison the best. I thought Suzanne Summers was overrated, and I rank her last of those 3.
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    Mary Lou Retton...quite ill

    I was 20, so I wasn't jerking off to her. I don't think...
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    Mary Lou Retton...quite ill

    She was 16 in the '84 Olympics, so it makes sense
  7. Thornton Melon

    Happy Friday the 13th

    Happy Global Day of Jihad!
  8. I don't know if they're the best with Bergy and Krecji gone, and the Bruins always seem to play down to their competition. But, that Bedard kid scared me every time he touched the puck. He's gonna be a great one.
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    I AM CLEAN!!! 5th year scan was clear!

    Congrats, Don. But why the stout? You should've gone for the IPA, so you could get a load of crap from the board for going with the phaggy brew
  10. Thornton Melon

    Clownzo shared nuclear secrets with Turd-a-Lago buddies

    The "how many nuclear missiles they carry" is public knowledge. The "how close they can get to a Russian sub without detection" isn't.
  11. Thornton Melon

    Favorite Tom Petty Songs

    Dogs on the Run Rebels American Girl I Won't Back Down Shadow of a Doubt (Complex Kid)
  12. Thornton Melon

    Marked safe from the emergency alert.

    My phone exploded in a mushroom cloud
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    Dead pool update

    Geez, two popular Boston athletes on the same day. Sad...
  14. Thornton Melon

    Why was there never pregnant Barbie doll ?

    I tried once, but it didn't work.
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    Dead pool update

    Jesus Christ, you must be hungover last a bastage this morning. There's no way those were sober posts. Nice job, moron.
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    Dead pool update

    Never should've gotten to that point....Grady Focking Little
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    Dead pool update

    One of my all time favorite Sox players...cancer sucks
  18. Thornton Melon

    The newly crowned Miss Colorado is trans.

    I don't know if she's trans by that photo, but she is ugly
  19. Thornton Melon

    House averts shutdown as McCarthy works out deal with Democrats

    Ahh, the yearly ritual...leaves starting to change, crisp nights, football ramping up, gubmint shutdown threat...
  20. Thornton Melon

    Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan

    It says the guy had a "medical event", so it sounds to me like the guy had a heart attack caused by the agitation/adrenaline, whatever... from the fight.
  21. Thornton Melon

    H.S Football Gurus or former Refs

    I don't see why the HS rule would be any different
  22. I had to Google "Stellantis". I literally never heard of it until this thread.
  23. My wife got it in early July '22. When she started getting symptoms, we still slept in the same bed. When she tested positive, I slept on this uncomfortable foam thingy on our bedroom floor. After 2 nights of that, and a bad back, I said "fock this", and went back to our bed. We stayed as far on our own sides of our queen bed as possible, and I didn't catch it.
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    BTW theyve known Vicks, Sudafed, Dayquil do nothing since 1972

    The vapor rub does, for me anyway
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