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I'm sort of embarrassed to have Patriots season tickets
Thornton Melon replied to Magnificent Bastard's topic in The Geek Club
So did I, then I saw who posted it, and read it. It was obviously tongue in cheek. -
Hardly... Come to think of it...I may have been thinking of Wendy Jo Spermburper, the chubby chick from Bosom Buddies.
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Me too. I could've sworn she died a few years ago. Then I looked her up yesterday, and she's very much alive. Weird....I'm not sure who I mixed her up with, but it wasn't Cindy Williams
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I always liked Jenilee Harrison the best. I thought Suzanne Summers was overrated, and I rank her last of those 3.
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I was 20, so I wasn't jerking off to her. I don't think...
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She was 16 in the '84 Olympics, so it makes sense
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Happy Global Day of Jihad!
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Fun hockey notes about tonight's opening night game for Blackhawks v. Penguins
Thornton Melon replied to seafoam1's topic in The Geek Club
I don't know if they're the best with Bergy and Krecji gone, and the Bruins always seem to play down to their competition. But, that Bedard kid scared me every time he touched the puck. He's gonna be a great one. -
Congrats, Don. But why the stout? You should've gone for the IPA, so you could get a load of crap from the board for going with the phaggy brew
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Clownzo shared nuclear secrets with Turd-a-Lago buddies
Thornton Melon replied to Pimpadeaux's topic in The Geek Club
The "how many nuclear missiles they carry" is public knowledge. The "how close they can get to a Russian sub without detection" isn't. -
Dogs on the Run Rebels American Girl I Won't Back Down Shadow of a Doubt (Complex Kid)
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Marked safe from the emergency alert.
Thornton Melon replied to Mike Honcho's topic in The Geek Club
My phone exploded in a mushroom cloud -
Geez, two popular Boston athletes on the same day. Sad...
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Why was there never pregnant Barbie doll ?
Thornton Melon replied to TommyGavin's topic in The Geek Club
I tried once, but it didn't work. -
Jesus Christ, you must be hungover last a bastage this morning. There's no way those were sober posts. Nice job, moron.
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Never should've gotten to that point....Grady Focking Little
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One of my all time favorite Sox players...cancer sucks
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The newly crowned Miss Colorado is trans.
Thornton Melon replied to Cloaca du jour's topic in The Geek Club
I don't know if she's trans by that photo, but she is ugly -
House averts shutdown as McCarthy works out deal with Democrats
Thornton Melon replied to The Real timschochet's topic in The Geek Club
Ahh, the yearly ritual...leaves starting to change, crisp nights, football ramping up, gubmint shutdown threat... -
Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan
Thornton Melon replied to GutterBoy's topic in The Geek Club
It says the guy had a "medical event", so it sounds to me like the guy had a heart attack caused by the agitation/adrenaline, whatever... from the fight. -
I don't see why the HS rule would be any different
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UAW strikes at GM, Ford, Stellantis plants after no new contract reached
Thornton Melon replied to Cdub100's topic in The Geek Club
I had to Google "Stellantis". I literally never heard of it until this thread. -
How did you and your spouse handle sleeping arrangements when one of you had COVID?
Thornton Melon replied to Pimpadeaux's topic in The Geek Club
My wife got it in early July '22. When she started getting symptoms, we still slept in the same bed. When she tested positive, I slept on this uncomfortable foam thingy on our bedroom floor. After 2 nights of that, and a bad back, I said "fock this", and went back to our bed. We stayed as far on our own sides of our queen bed as possible, and I didn't catch it. -
BTW theyve known Vicks, Sudafed, Dayquil do nothing since 1972
Thornton Melon replied to JustinCharge's topic in The Geek Club
The vapor rub does, for me anyway