Thornton Melon

Usually, my own farts

Or, one group of assh0les

Well...Yes and No. I mean I can suck a giant d!ck, but it's my own. As for the original question, cantaloupe can go blow a goat.

Sounds like another name for a pearl necklace

I read the thread title as "....retarded men's team"

Did they open for a puppet show?

What's really wrong is the feds have been pissing on this more and more as time goes on: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Oh, the humanity!!!

I bet you and the guy in the bear suit set this up beforehand

New challenger to Biden enters the race, poses on lap of supporters.

Wait, you guys use fake names here?

So they have a problem with the way we're trying to keep out intruders? Fock'em...

Shedead O'Connor

If I go, how many needles will I step on?

Sounds like it'll be a very happy birthday, jerry. Enjoy

5 this year in 7 games 35 in 77 career playoff games

Lucic was stupid, but I'll take Pasta at 11.25. We need someone to score goals

I've been bummed since I heard this morning. I was hoping he'd stay and make one last try for a 2nd Cup, especially after this past season's playoff debacle. Great player, a fan favorite....#37 will be the next number hanging from the rafters at the Gahhden. I wouldn't be surprised if they're planning the ceremony now.

I picked Rice knowing he had 22K+ receiving yards, but I didn't realize how far ahead of the next receiver he is. He is literally miles ahead of the next guy in receiving yards (over 3 miles ahead of Larry Fitzgerald). For some reason, I thought he returned punts and kicks early in his career, but he has a grand total of 6 career return yards, on one kickoff return his rookie year. If you took away his rushing yards, he'd still be #2 in all-purpose yards based on his receiving yards alone.

Sweetness

Jerry Rice

Your mom makes mine for me

In my area, I've only seen the cheaper cash price with gas stations, never restaurants or other businesses. I guess I'd better keep an eye out for this now.

No, almost all of them are scattered about Massachusetts where they'll all get driver's licenses and most likely eventually be able to vote

I noticed that despite their obsession with "inclusiveness", when you go to their Top Ten Best States to live and work in, the top 2 states are Vermont and Maine....the whitest states in the country.