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Thornton Melon

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  1. Thornton Melon

    Your go-to weekend beers

    The new Sam Adams summer pack is pretty good. It's got the old standbys: the Summer Ale and Porch Rocker, plus a summer lager and an IPA. A decent 12 pack for a summer weekend.
  2. Thornton Melon

    Best Patrick Swayze Movie (Harder Choice Then You Think)

    Whaaa...???
  3. Thornton Melon

    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    Dick Tranny
  4. Thornton Melon

    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    Trannypussy
  5. Thornton Melon

    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    Octotranny
  6. Thornton Melon

    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    The Tranny Redemption
  7. Thornton Melon

    name some of the best drinks/beverages (not alcohol)

    Non-alcoholic beer
  8. Thornton Melon

    Best Sylvester Stallone Movie

    Copland
  9. What's the over/under on when the New England Patriots will be pressured to change their name? 5 years? 10 years?
  10. Thornton Melon

    nuclear war - doomsday⌛

    BOOM!
  11. Thornton Melon

    nuclear war - doomsday⌛

    The balance is due tomorrow for my daughter's wedding. Does this mean I don't have to pay?
  12. Thornton Melon

    80’s Songs I Forgot Anout

    It's also not an 80s song. It's from 1978
  13. Thornton Melon

    Where Is The The Stranest Place You’ve Dropped A Deuce

    Your mom's chest
  14. Thornton Melon

    How Old Were You The First Time You Got Drunk

    12
  15. Thornton Melon

    SCOTUS LGBTQ Ruling? No thread?

    I see it as a protection of the 9th Amendment.
  16. Thornton Melon

    SCOTUS LGBTQ Ruling? No thread?

    Exactly...though I would stipulate that a corporation shouldn't be allowed to do this, at least under state law, but a small private entity...absolutely.
  17. Thornton Melon

    I have Cancer :/ -- now not so great, new nodule 3/18/25

    Sounds kinky. I should have my wife try that with me. (Or your wife, doesn't matter )
  18. Thornton Melon

    I have Cancer :/ -- now not so great, new nodule 3/18/25

    I knew someone would catch that. Glad it was you!
  19. Thornton Melon

    I have Cancer :/ -- now not so great, new nodule 3/18/25

    Happy to hear, jerry. Keep it up!
  20. Thornton Melon

    What a great day for life!

    It is a great day for life. My wife and I are celebrating our 33rd wedding anniversary today.
  21. Thornton Melon

    Potential source of lithium discovered

    25 or 6 to 4
  22. Thornton Melon

    So, you're in a sub

    Relax...get some sleep
  23. Thornton Melon

    So, you're in a sub

    Yeah, that's it. It was a giant conspiracy. It wasn't a poorly designed submersible that eventually failed.
  24. Thornton Melon

    ROFL the new Detroit Lions helmet sucks

    Still better than the Patriots helmet.
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