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  1. I assume the next step will be nanoagression. After that, picoagression.
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    Who are your top 5 favorite athletes?

    Dr. J Sweetness Fred Lynn Brad Park Steve Grogan
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    New Orleans Way Of Saying It From Others

    "She" says: "You know I'm a dude, right?"
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    RIP Jimmy Carter

    Bad President, very good ex-President RIP
  5. In 2002, I rode Priest Holmes and Donovan McNabb to a 14-0 regular season. I won my playoff game, and proceeded to lose in the championship by 14 points. All season, I had been bragging to my wife about how great my team was, and I was gonna win it all. When I told her I lost in the final, she just looked at me and said "You suck", and walked away.
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    Score another one for the racists

    I don't care what Howard's student makeup is. I just want them to admit based on merit, not skin color. We don't know what the ratio of applicants is. If only 1% of applicants are white, then all else being equal, 1% of students will be white.
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    Score another one for the racists

    I say Howard should not base admissions on skin color, and you claim I want more white people at Howard. You say that if Howard shouldn't be allowed to admit based on skin color they'll have to admit more white students, and I say you must think blacks are less intelligent than whites. So...when you take my words and claim I meant something, that's fine. But when I do the same back to you, it's a "strawman". GFY
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    Score another one for the racists

    So, apparently you feel black students are less intelligent than white students, because you know, "your exact words":
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    Score another one for the racists

    Where the fock did I say they should be forced to admit more white students, moron? I said they shouldn't be able to base admission on skin color. If the applicants are predominantly black, which they probably are, then the student body will reflect that. WTF???
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    Score another one for the racists

    Yeah, so? They shouldn't be allowed to admit based on skin color either if they're federally funded.
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    Score another one for the racists

    Why don't you start up your own school just for black people?
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    One Million Moms

    That's a slow month for me
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    Celebrating too soon? Jonathon Taylor the latest

    Me either...I watched it 4 times, and I can't tell. NFL.com shows a slow motion close up, though.
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    NFL Week 15

    It's "hook and lateral", which is a play on the old firetruck term "hook and ladder". I thought everyone knew this Wikipedia has its head up its ass.
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    Google Says It Appears to Have Accessed Parallel Universes

    Oddly, the parallel universe was on the moon
  16. Maybe it just made a lucky guess
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    Most Nostalgic Bar You Ever Had A Drink In

    Yeah, all you have to do is look up 10 posts
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    United Healthcare CEO shot, killed in midtown NYC

    If this was a professional hit, then the guy sucked at his job, other than the shooting part. Shows his face, lives with 2 other guys at a hostel, leaves too many clues. If I had hired this guy for this job, I'd be hiring another guy to take him out. I think this guy was just a disgruntled Millenial/Gen Z who was probably at the UHC protests last summer and happened to be handy with firearms.
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    United Healthcare CEO shot, killed in midtown NYC

    I've got your EOB right here!
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    The most important news story of our lifetimes

    Ahh, the quarterly nuclear fusion "breakthrough" story.....
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    Bye Bye DEI

    I think they should be part of the Maintenance department myself. Jesus Christ.....
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    What if...

    ...Buckner had scooped up that grounder? Mookie still would've been safe at first.
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    I Know Some Of You Think…

    I'm looking for the Fountain of Middle Age
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    2024 - 2025 NHL Season...

    Well, St. Louis got him. Hope he does well. Too bad the Bruins and Blues aren't playing again this year. It would've been interesting to see the crowd reaction if they played in Boston.
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