Thornton Melon

Too bad this one didn't have the same result as the Titan

Latex

It's like arguing over food.

I'd have to see her ass to make a final determination, but she looks fine to me.

Hope it stays jerry

Oh, yeah. Me too

I loved the first one, but seeing the trailer, I have the feeling this one will disappoint.

When I read that this occurred at a track meet, I assumed he stabbed him with a javelin. Then I remembered, everyone carries a knife at a track meet.

Animal House I didn't think it was all the great at the time. Nowadays, forget it

Joe Sewell laughs....

I wonder if he'll have more strikeouts this season than any pitcher has ever thrown. He's on pace for 486. Seems it would be easy to hit 383

Your mom

In the 70s, a 2:10 game was typical, and it was just fine. I like the rules to speed up the game, especially the pitch clock. Although I hate the runner on 2nd rule. This ain't girls youth softball.

You're uncalled for

The Shawshank Poltergeist

48 Hours/Midnight Run

I don't want equilibrium. I want asymmetry.

Best of luck, Jerry. Hope everything goes well. Did the doctors think it might be aspiration pneumonia? I was diagnosed with that 5 years ago when it was found accidentally on a CT scan for my kidneys. I had no idea anything was wrong....no symptoms other than a hacking cough that had gone away about a month before the scan. Mine was bigger, though, like 3cm x 2cm. Antibiotics cleared it up in a couple of weeks. I figure with your situation, that would be something the docs would be looking out for.

Break a leg!

I was gonna say, all you have to do is hover over someone's name to get the answer. Unless they're a real old timer or have had multiple aliases, I guess.

GRAS = "It won't kill you immediately"

I don't delete any texts. No real reason....I'm just lazy

I'd shoot him in the face so I could see the damage

You had a nut job opinion regardless of gender.

....and harmless