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Thornton Melon

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  1. Thornton Melon

    Uglies

    They? Is Laverne Cox 2 people?
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    Divorce question re: house

    She sounds like a twaat
  3. Thornton Melon

    MCL Injury for Jordan Love

    He'll be on my bench in favor of Mayfield this week regardless
  4. Ahh, he was saying it facetiously. I get it
  5. Why did he call you "Mr.XXX"? Why not just "Ed"? I'm guessing he forgot your first name.
  6. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Rush
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    War in Israel

    Well, at least they're still under warranty
  8. Thornton Melon

    War in Israel

    How many with blown-off pemuses? I think I'd rather be dead.
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    Creamation OR Burial

    Cryogenically frozen (just my head)
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    Non-conventional gals you find hot

    Can I get a third?
  11. Thornton Melon

    Non-conventional gals you find hot

    I have a thing for mute women.
  12. Thornton Melon

    9/11: 23rd anniversary…

    True. And anyone who says it was an inside job needs to be punched in the throat.
  13. Thornton Melon

    Name a whiskey you've never had

    I've never had a non-alcoholic whiskey
  14. Thornton Melon

    Orange, cranberry, apple tomato or grapefruit?

    Cranberry Orange Grapefruit Apple
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    Ja'Marr Chase & Tee Higgins playing Week 1? "We'll See"

    Oh, I'm happy anyway 5 out of 9 guys in the pool picked Cincy. The other 4 picked Buffalo. It was looking promising for awhile that everyone would lose, but it didn't happen. I'm out. Oh well
  16. Thornton Melon

    Taysom Hill controversy

    So, the guy drafted Hill not knowing either that Hill was listed as a QB, or that your rules don't allow a QB flex. Either way, I leave the situation as is. Btw, Hill in the 7th round? I drafted him at 15.10 as my backup TE in a 10 teamer, and I'm pretty sure he would've gone undrafted had I not taken him
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    Ja'Marr Chase & Tee Higgins playing Week 1? "We'll See"

    Yeah, I'm sticking with Cincy in my survivor pool.
  18. Thornton Melon

    Rate my shaft

    I can dig it!
  19. Thornton Melon

    Rate my shaft

    He's just talkin' 'bout shaft
  20. Thornton Melon

    49ERS Was Smart To Sign Aiyuk (Ricky Pearsall Shot)

    So, how's his shoulder?
  21. Thornton Melon

    NHL Star Johnny Gaudreau killed in accident.

    Drunk driver....POS
  22. Thornton Melon

    The Democratic National Convention!!

    Of course the crowd reacted that way. They're on her side. I'm sure she'll get the typical post-convention bump. Then hopefully the shock of losing in November
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    The Democratic National Convention!!

    Whatever...I didn't watch any of it, but that closing looks pretty generic, like any other rah-rah speech. Nothing to get all misty over...
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