Thornton Melon

So, apparently you feel black students are less intelligent than white students, because you know, "your exact words":

Where the fock did I say they should be forced to admit more white students, moron? I said they shouldn't be able to base admission on skin color. If the applicants are predominantly black, which they probably are, then the student body will reflect that. WTF???

Yeah, so? They shouldn't be allowed to admit based on skin color either if they're federally funded.

Why don't you start up your own school just for black people?

That's a slow month for me

Me either...I watched it 4 times, and I can't tell. NFL.com shows a slow motion close up, though.

It's "hook and lateral", which is a play on the old firetruck term "hook and ladder". I thought everyone knew this Wikipedia has its head up its ass.

Oddly, the parallel universe was on the moon

Maybe it just made a lucky guess

Yeah, all you have to do is look up 10 posts

If this was a professional hit, then the guy sucked at his job, other than the shooting part. Shows his face, lives with 2 other guys at a hostel, leaves too many clues. If I had hired this guy for this job, I'd be hiring another guy to take him out. I think this guy was just a disgruntled Millenial/Gen Z who was probably at the UHC protests last summer and happened to be handy with firearms.

I've got your EOB right here!

Ahh, the quarterly nuclear fusion "breakthrough" story.....

I think they should be part of the Maintenance department myself. Jesus Christ.....

...Buckner had scooped up that grounder? Mookie still would've been safe at first.

I'm looking for the Fountain of Middle Age

Well, St. Louis got him. Hope he does well. Too bad the Bruins and Blues aren't playing again this year. It would've been interesting to see the crowd reaction if they played in Boston.

I had forgotten he did Wheel of Fortune. I always think of him as the Love Connection host. RIP

If Eli gets in, he should thank Brandon Merriweather and Wes Welker in his acceptance speech

Exactly. He's done this to me previously, and against every fiber of my being, I drafted him this year. I honestly just don't want the guy on my team any more.

A couple of weeks ago, I tried to trade Cooper straight up for: Jakobi Meyers Travis Etienne Diontae Johnson Michael Pittman Josh Downs I was rejected every time. No one wants the headache.

I sat Daniels for Nix, too. I don't think we'll have to worry.

I don't even get a birthday cake

I'd imagine for the vast majority of women who join this movement, their lives won't be any different.

I can't wait to see all the safe spaces and therapy dogs on college campuses across this great land