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Thornton Melon

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    PMI Cert

    My wife's certified: Pre-Menstrually Impossible to live with.
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    Diet Pepsi
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    Carl Crawford steals home plate

    The history of the Boston Red Sox, at least in my lifetime: 1. Can't steal bases worth a shight. 2. Can't throw out basestealers worth a shight.
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    Would you live with a gay dude?

    Think about this: What if he accidentally used your razor?
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    More Famous People who went to your High School

    A few years before me: Steve Bedrosian Went to high school with: Gary McLain (coked out starting point guard for '85 Villanova championship team) Bob Merrill (bass player for Godsmack)
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    John Frusciante wasted on heroin

    How about Pat Boone? The Kingston Trio? Joyce?
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    John Frusciante wasted on heroin

    Ummmmm......I did. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say a good portion of the board did too.
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    who here is still willing to admit ...

    I did. What do I win?
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    When the end of the world comes ...

    Twistin' by the Pool - Dire Straits I'm a twistin' fool
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    Saddest day of your life?

    It was May 20, 1993. My first child was born during the episode. Probably the happiest day of my life. Saddest for me: February 5, 2005. The day my mother died.
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    12-year-old dies on Disney rollercoaster

    Winnah!!!
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    I'm on the fence.....

    The school district is right. Not even close, especially after Columbine.
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    Hot 40 year old chicks

    She's 34.
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    Top 100 Rock Bands of All Time

    15 - 20 years ago, I would have been apoplectic over The Who being ranked 23rd. Now when I see lists like this, I realize it's pointless and a waste of time to get all worked up over it. I don't care what some website, magazine, "experts", etc. think. It ain't gonna change who I like or dislike. Maybe I'm just getting old. Whatever......ass of rat.
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    Anyone ever been to

    "This house..........is CLEAR"
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    Flag Burning Amendment - For or Against?

    Kennedy (D-MA), Nay Kerry (D-MA), Nay The most distasteful aspect of the flag amendment debate - having to say my two assclown senators got it right
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    Flag Burning Amendment - For or Against?

    That would make flag burning with malicious intent a "hate crime", which Republicans (rightfully) oppose.
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    Flag Burning Amendment - For or Against?

    The frightening thing about this issue is that it came within 1 vote in the Senate of passing. Then it would have gone to the states, where a simple majority in each state is all that's needed. Virtually every state would have passed it, and this flag "protection" amendment would poison the Constitution. If I walk into a store and buy a flag, who's flag is it? It's MINE, and no one elses. The government can't punish me for destroying my own property. Where's the victim? Republicans are all about property rights until it comes to the flag. Then suddenly, your flag belongs to everybody. Sounds like Communism to me. Like China, Cuba, and the former Soviet Union - countries that throw flag burners in prison - whaddya know?
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    Lance Armstrong should sue the fock out of

    Or, maybe LeMond isn't lying......
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    Hot or Not

    The only way she could be considered hot is if the last photo was from directly behind - and it was the only photo.
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    Most annoying ESPN "personality"

    Is Theismann still considered an ESPN personality? If so, how the hell was he not mentioned at the top???
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    Priest Molested

    I saw the thread title and I thought: If he can't escape an altar boy, maybe he should retire.
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    Babe Tournament!

    Linda Tripp
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    Man with defective penile implant awarded $400k

    "He said he could no longer hug people...."
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