Thornton Melon

The Night Chicago Died I thought it was the greatest song in history when I was 10. I heard it recently on some oldies station. I almost drove off the road in laughter.

Uhhh, no he couldn't. That was the Bionic Woman. But he could see the flakes as they were falling and tell you if any two were alike.

Van Zandt, Sirico, Schirripa - pay 'em The rest - F 'em, especially Bracco. The shrink scenes are beyond pointless now.

Sarcasm.....catch it!

Four???

Four???

She was talkin' shiit

Ugh. I see no "status" in living a vow of chastity in near total anonymity. At least with a priest, you get a little respect in the community (well, until recently maybe...) My parents were strict Catholics. Maybe that explains why I'm NOT a strict Catholic with my kids.

I've always wanted to meet a monk and ask him one question: WHY???

Dr. J Sweetness

I'd pay the 12 bucks, skip Soul Asylum, and catch the puppet show afterward.

Mickey Rivers

So, you will let other people's opinions determine your opinion of hockey?

NFL . . . MLB Track & Field NHL Women's Figure Skating Womens' Gymnastics Women's Tennis Nascar Women's Softball . . . . . . Snowboarding Skiing NCAA Hockey . . . . . . . . NBA Golf . . . . Any remaining college sports Everything else

Bernard Berkeley here. Let's go tag team some skank!

Illegal Immigrant Target Shooting

As long as Elisha Cuthbert is in it, and nekkid, I'm there.

Do you have her phone number?

What's so hard about doing fantasy football stats by hand?

No, but my son was the towel boy for the Grand Lakes Hooters diving team.

She can have my job...

I don't think he'll be eligible for the Hall until 2010.

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Greatest soccer match ever

Kiss - Love Gun