Thornton Melon

I guarantee you will use almost none of this stuff in any career you choose.

23 + = = 57

Shock me Make me feel better Shock me Put on your black leather

So Lonely - The Police

His career may have just ended about 10 minutes ago.

Where is the "Duh" option?

I sleep with a married woman every night. Unfortunately, it usually means just that......SLEEP

I'm not gonna take the time to read that, mainly because I find the term "Spot on" to be very gay.

I didn't think it sucked, but it would have if it wasn't for the two killings. How many statues can Carmela stare at? Who focking cares!!!! An hour of Janice blubbering would have been better than the Paris scenes.

I don't like you.

Link I mean "Flutie"

Shakira She's beautiful, she's a singer, and I've heard her. Yesss!!!!

The Sopranos 24 The Shield Rescue Me Scrubs

Did they read "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR"?

What do you mean? He's a guaranteed HOFer in Canada!!!

My pool cover nearly collapsed into the pool, even with the pump trying it's damndest to drain the water off. (Note to self: get another pump, you cheap fock.) No school for the kids tomorrow. That pretty much ruined Mother's Day for the wife when she heard that.

The other day, I was driving, alone in my car, when I suddenly smelled a nasty fart. But I know I didn't do it. This happens to me once in a great while. What the hell is that?

Ben Johnson's juiced up best was 9.79.

He's still hilarious. And you, as always, are still a doosh.

Did you buy any E from him?

...and Thursday 3:00 AM on HBO Signature....This is Spinal Tap

I may have possibly seen a few minutes of Problem Child 2, and I know I saw about 2 minutes of Glitter, but other than that, I can honestly say I have never seen any of these movies. Where's Michael - that movie where John Travolta was an angel? I saw about a half an hour of that piece of shight, ripped it out of my DVD player returned it immediately!

Sean Hannity: "Who is the swiftest player in the NFL?"