Thornton Melon

So how do I go about getting audited by the IRS?

I love a nice, round, firm booty. But if I'm checking out a chick with a great ass, and she turns and I realize she's black or hispanic, I think "Oh, she's supposed to look like that". But if she's a white girl, I think "Yeah, baby!" To me, a great ass looks tens times better on a white chick. Am I racist?

Get us a picture of that big ball of twine.

Art Garfunkel

My peanus

Whew....at first I thought you said "T.O."....

If you like your vehicles to have their transmission sh!t the bed before 100K miles, the Caravan is the top choice!

Artie Bucco this past Sunday night.

First thing that popped into my head. No brainer here....

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Gordie Howe

After I got snipped, for about 3 years or so, every time I sneezed, my balls tingled. Doesn't happen any more. I kind of miss it...

"Maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow".

This happened in what is now known as Building 86 at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, in Kittery, ME

Not 100K, but about 90K combined (almost all of that from me), 4 kids - all in public school, mortgage+real estate taxes+home insurance only about $1200/month, no car payments. I don't know where all the money goes. I'm tellin' ya, don't have more than 2 kids. They're an exponential drain on the wallet.

I don't care.

I live in denial, and would like to stay there.

I did your mom there.

The document explicates each of the seven stages, beginning with a “stage of arousal,” That's how I usually begin my day.

How exactly are these people you mentioned being "discriminated against" simply because students aren't being told they were faygs? "Alexander the Great - conquered much of the civilized world - and he was gay!" Why is it neccessary to mention he was homosexual? How does that have anything to do with his accomplishments? Maybe he liked to eat cheese, too. Is it discrimination against cheese producers if we leave that out? WTF....

At the risk of coming off like a religious right nut job, I'll propose a different question: Since when has a man sticking his peemus up another man's pooper been the equivalent of progress, diversity, acceptance, tolerance, and broad knowledge?

Vito runs off to NH to live free with a Village People tribute band.

When I played in high school (late 70's - early 80's), you could not advance any fumble that touched the ground. The ball would be spotted where the player recovered it. So how was this play ever legal in high school?

I saw Brian Bosworth in line at Heathrow airport the morning after the Super Bowl in 1988. I said to him "You're not Brian Bosworth, are you?" (Duh) He smiled and said "Not today I'm not", as he put his sunglasses on. He didn't come off as arrogant, though. I just chuckled and said "No problem." Then airport security shooed me away because I was in the First Class line, and I'm anything but first class. Boz looked smaller than I expected, but he had a hot chick with him. Damn, that sounds pretty lame now that I read it......