Thornton Melon

Yeah, OJ isn't a murderer, either.....

Self-fellatio and dunking a basketball are the two dreams I never want to wake up from.

When I was 39, I joined a fantasy football forum.

Beethoven's Last Movement

and hopefully now that the Sox have emerged victorious in the World Series, it can be seen more as an utterly stupifying comeback, and less of a devastating choke job. Ummm....no, it was a devasting choke job. It doesn't bother me anymore to watch it, but it will always be a choke job.

Or even New England. I've got my bunker ready.

A couple of mistakes? I probably make a couple an hour. It's not like you're diffusing a thermonuclear device, ya know.

That's what I'm talkin' about....

All I know is that life was created 6000 years ago. And man lived among the dinosaurs. I learned this the other night on the Sopranos.

I'm with ya. I think steroids is cheating whether it was illegal or not, but the players union lawyers will argue it wasn't part of the collective bargaining agreement at the time. If I'm not mistaken, the new steroids policy is part of the CBA.

We usually refer to Home Depot as Home Cheapo

What do these numbers mean anyway? Career what per 650 plate appearances???

Marcia Brady Laurie Partridge Racquel Welch

When Greg got hurt in football and his mother made him quit the team and become the team photographer. He's taking a picture of his cheerleader girlfriend, and happens to get a shot of the last play of the game, a teammate catching what should have been a touchdown, but was ruled out of bounds. He goes home and blows up the picture and proves that the WR had one foot in bounds, but it was too late to do anything about it anyway. I have 4 gripes about this: 1. What the hell is he doing taking photos of a cheerleader when his team is driving for the winning TD?? 2. What the hell is a single cheerleader doing near the end zone? Where were the rest of them??? 3. In the background, there's open field for miles. No stadium, no fence, no houses, buildings, etc. 4. There was not a defensive back in sight. The guy was THAT open??? Totally ruined the show for me.

No Field of Dreams, when he plays catch with his father at the end? Are you people made of stone???

The Sopranos 24 The Shield Scrubs Let's see........yup, that's about it.

Can’t Buy Me Love - The Beatles

Where does it say they can't leave their feet? Spikes, dunks, leaping into the crowd, spins, dances and simple celebrations still will be allowed. As for the rule itself, I never had a problem with TD celebrations, as long as you're not taunting your opponent. Most of them make me shrug my shoulders. Big friggin' whoop. I got a good chuckle out of the diaper change, though.

Change your thread title. Major League Baseball wants to hire a former U.S. Senator to lead the steroid investigation. This is a far cry from the U.S Senate actually doing the investigation (thank God).

One, U2

Steve Buscemi asking to take your briefcase.

Please...stay that way.

Mark Knopfler Carlos Santana SRV Stuart Adamson

ADVANTAGES: No sanding between coats STEPS FOR UNFINISHED WOOD: 7. Sand lightly after first coat with 220 grit sandpaper and dust with a dry brush. Huh???

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