Thornton Melon

There are plenty of women out there who think the simple act of a man explaining anything to a woman is automatically "mansplaining".

Every time we're doing some project around the house and she asks me why we can't do something that breaks the laws of physics.

I got no problem with them playing Korpisalo last night. He's no Swayman, but you gotta give him some work, and he looked decent last night....couple of great saves in OT.

They looked better against Washington. Chicago sucks. If Swayman can truly get back to form, the B's will squeak into the playoffs and lose in Round 1

RIP...always liked him. Cancer can suck my ass.

The knee brace adds a nice touch....built-in excuse.

I always liked Elizabeth from Eight is Enough. Great ass

You should have told them you post here. They would've kicked you out immediately.

Could they not wear these monstrosities for a game next year if they chose to? It's hard enough to keep up with the actual game rule changes, never mind the fashion rules

I have a feeling they won't be wearing those again

I've heard 90% of his "songs" are done in Spanish. So, it'll be a genre I can't stand done in a language I don't understand. Yippie! Rat's ass. I watch for the game, and hope my squares and prop bets hit.

By the amount of glue sniffing that goes on there, that's not a bad guess. But, it's Glawstuh

I tried this tonight. I did everything you said. But all I did was pee my pants. Thanks alot.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character, and they will one day see a hurricane with an apostrophe in its name. - Dr. Martin Luther King

Yeah, I know NH property taxes are high. I was really referring to living "close to" NH, as you said. It's worth living close to NH, like I do, to have convenient tax free shopping. My daughter and SIL just bought a house in southern NH. Going forward, we just might have our online purchases delivered there to avoid the sales tax.

You must be forgetting the sales tax, or lack thereof, in NH.

While I despise liberals just as much as the next sane adult, Cruz is %100 right here. No government official or entity has any business even commenting on the Kimmel situation.

Your land is mostly mountainous And your chief export is chrome

I saw them 6 years ago, also in November when they do a Christmas themed show. Yeah, it was a good show. They have a bit of a hair metal vibe, which isn't my cup of tea, but they pull it off. Good musicianship, a couple of hot backup singers...you'll enjoy it.

I have a Credit Karma account, and it supposedly shows my Transunion and Equifax credit scores. Suspiciously, they're always exactly the same, and always 20 to 30 points higher than the Experian score I get from my Bank of America account. Going by Experian, mine is typically 800 - 810

I thought it was 6.6743 x 10^-11 m^3kg^-1s^-2

Is the thread title meant for anyone that reads it?

Meet the Fockers Wait.....

I would assume by "being gay", he meant taking cacks in your mouth and up your ass