Thornton Melon

I remember that 45. It was either Sugar Pops or Sugar Smacks cereal. I'm still waiting for my Jean Lafoote football I ordered in 1971 with a bunch of Captain Crunch box tops.

I memorized the Dylan Thomas poem Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

Good thing you're studying. There's a quiz on Monday.

Southern Man I can't stand Sweet Home Alabama

Batman

The muffled cries of the hooker in the trunk

It was reported by a Catholic priest

Can I fast forward to retirement?

Too bad this one didn't have the same result as the Titan

Latex

It's like arguing over food.

I'd have to see her ass to make a final determination, but she looks fine to me.

Hope it stays jerry

Oh, yeah. Me too

I loved the first one, but seeing the trailer, I have the feeling this one will disappoint.

When I read that this occurred at a track meet, I assumed he stabbed him with a javelin. Then I remembered, everyone carries a knife at a track meet.

Animal House I didn't think it was all the great at the time. Nowadays, forget it

Joe Sewell laughs....

I wonder if he'll have more strikeouts this season than any pitcher has ever thrown. He's on pace for 486. Seems it would be easy to hit 383

Your mom

In the 70s, a 2:10 game was typical, and it was just fine. I like the rules to speed up the game, especially the pitch clock. Although I hate the runner on 2nd rule. This ain't girls youth softball.

You're uncalled for

The Shawshank Poltergeist

48 Hours/Midnight Run

I don't want equilibrium. I want asymmetry.